Paordy: The Slayers Wall

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

The Slayers Wall

By Sam


Email: shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx 
Disclaimer: BtVS belongs to Joss, 'The Wall' belongs to Pink Floyd
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Pairing: None so pick your own B/W or B/F preferred G
Notes: The Ultimate song Parody Buffy is thrown into the world of 
Pink Floyd
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Giles steps out onto the stage, the light dim...

"....we came in?"

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to open the hellmouth.
To feel the thrill of destruction
That vampire cadet glow.
Tell me is something eluding you, could it be sunshine?
Was facing the Slayer something you expected?
If you wanna find out what's behind her blue cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through Buffy's disguise.


Panoramic view of Sunnydale, zooms in on Buffy in a graveyard, 
Willow's voice is heard singing as the Slayer patrols...


Momma loves her baby
but did daddy love you too.
And the hunt may seem warm to you babe
But the isn't blue
ooooh Baby
Ooooh baby blue
Oooooh babe.

If you should go Slaying
On the thin ice of the night
Dragging us behind you al the fears 
showing in our eyes
Don't be surprised if a crack in the ice
Appears in the night.
You lost in the depth of your mind
With your fear flowing out behind you
As you claw the night.

Buffy slays a vamp and turns and faces camera...

Daddy's flown the coup
Leaving just a memory
A torn Snapshot from the family album
Daddy why did you leave me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall.
All in all it I'm just another slayer building a wall.

I grew up and got kicked out of school
There were certain teachers who didn¡¦t
like when I burnt the gym it when I burnt the gym down
They didn't care it was full of vamps
Or want to hear of anything I did
They expelled me anyway
Guess its easier for them that way
But in this town, it was well known
When you go home at night, lock the door
and don¡¦t go out or the vamps
will take your lives.


Pack of vampires walking through Sunnydale


We don't need no Slayers 'round us
We dont need no stakes to end us
No dark sarcasm of the Chosen two
Slayers leave us Vamps alone
Hey! Slayers! Leave Us Vamps alone!
All in all we're just another brick in your wall.
All in all We're just another brick in your wall.

We don't need no Slayers 'round us
We dont need no stakes to end us
No dark sarcasm of the Chosen two
Slayers leave us Vamps alone
Hey! Slayers! Leave Us Vamps alone!
All in all we're just another brick in your wall.
All in all We're just another brick in your wall.

Fades

"Death is your gift!"
"Death?
"Yes Death."

Buffy standing at the edge of a play ground at night, Faith walks up 
to her


Watcher do you think they'll Turn us all?
Watcher do you think there is prophecy on the wall?
Watcher do you think you'll here my call?
Watcher should I build a wall?
Watcher should I run and hide?
Watcher can I trust the Council?
Watcher or will they put me on the firing line?
Watcher am I gonna die?

Giles voice over

Hush now Slayer, don't you cry.
The councils gonna make all your nightmares come true.
They'll gonna put all their fears into you.
They'll try to keep you under thier wing.
They wont let you fly, and won't let you sing.
Ooooh Slayer ooooh Slayer oooooh Slayer,
The coucil will help to build a wall.

Buffy and Faith

Watcher do you think I'm good enough?
Watcher do you think I'm dangerous?
Watcher will you let them tear me apart?
Watcher will you let them rip out my heart?

Giles Voice over

Hush now Slayer, dont you cry.
Gile's gonna check out all your vamp huants for you.
Giiles wont let them get through.
Giles gonna wait up until you get in.
gonna always find out where you've been.
Giles gonna keep SLyaer healthy and alive.
Ooooh Slayer oooh Slayer oooh Slayer,

"Look Willow, there's a vampire in the hall"


Buffy at Giles place all the scoobs and Faith are there


Did you see the frightened ones?
Did you hear the Vampires come?
Did you ever wonder why they run for shelter when the
they sky grows dark?

Did you see the frightened ones?
Did you hear the Vampires come?
They are all now dust, but the pain lingers on.

Goodbye, Dark sky
Goodbye, Dark sky.
Goodbye.
.
"I'm the Slayer I have to do this alone"


Buffy in a cemetery


What can I do
To fill my empty spaces
where can I go?
How will I find
their hiding places?
How can I complete my wall

Buffy and Faith surrounded by vamps; they are slaying them left and 
right

I am just a Slayer,
Warrior in this town.
What happened to the good times?
Who's gonna show a Warrior around?

Ooooh, I need a dirty woman.
Ooooh, I need a dirty girl.

Is their some girl in this damned town
to make me feel like a real?
Take this vamp staking refugee
Oooh, baby set me free.

Ooooh, I need a dirty woman.
Ooooh, I need a dirty girl.


Buffy walks into her and Willows Dorm room


Night after night, we pretend its all right
That the vampires will go away
That its worth the fight
But I have wiser older and
You have grown colder and
Slaying is very much fun any more.
And I can feel one of my turns coming on.
I feel cold as my stake,
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as Giles gin.

Run to my dorm room,
In the chest on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.
Don't look so frightened
This is just a passing phase,
One of my night days.
Would you like to stake a vamp?
Or go hunting for demons?
Or contemplate our fate?
Would you like cast a spell?
Would you like to learn to fight?
Would'ya?
Would you like to see me try?

Would you like to Giles?
Do you think it's time I stopped?
Why are you looking so scared?

Giles at the Magic shop


Ooooh, Slayer
Don't leave us now.
Don't say it's the end of the line.
Remember we we all need you.
To protect us from the night
make us feel safe inside
Ooooh Slayer.
Dont leave us now.
How could you go?
When you know how we all need you
To beat Spike
Ooooh Slayer.
We didn't mean to treat you that way?
Please don't go away.
Oooooh Slayer!


Buffy in the work out room in the back of the magic shop working the 
punching bag


I don't need no council around me
And I dont need no boys to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don't think I need much at all.
No! Don't think I'll need anything at all.
All in all it was all just bricks in the slayers wall.
All in all they all where just bricks in the slayers wall.

Buffy looking out her dorm window

Hey you, out there in the night
Getting frightened, getting bitten
Can you hear me?
Hey Vamp, putting your game face on
with anger I your eyes offring no alibis
Can you see me?
Hey Xander, don't fear the night
I won't give up without a fight.

Hey Vamp, out there on your own
feeding by the telephone
Would you fight me?
Hey you, with you head against the wall
Waiting for someone to save you
Would you help me?
Hey Wills, would you carry me home?
Open your heart, I'm coming home.

But it was only fantasy.
My wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how they tried,
the scoobs could not break me free.

Hey Faith, standing in the road
never doing as you're told,
Can you help me?
Hey Faith, out there beyond my wall,
emptying beer bottles in the hall,
Can you help me?
Hey Faith, don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.


Is there Slayeretes out there?
Is there Slayeretes out there?
Is there Slayeretes out there?
Is there Slayeretes out there?


Fade to Buffy sitting on her bed


I've got a little black book with Willows spells in.
Got a bag with a stake and a cross in.
When I'm a good slayer, they sometimes leave me alone.

.
Got thirteen volumes of prophecy to choose from.
I've got electric light.
And I've got slayers sight.
And amazing powers.
And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On the hot-line to you
There'll be nobody home.

I've got the obligatory bleached hair.
And the inevitable vampire slashes
All down the front of my favorite halter top.
I've got dust stains on my jeans.
I've got a silver cross on a chain.
I've got a watcher to bury me when nothing remains.

I've got wild staring eyes.
And I've got a strong urge to fight.
But I got no vamps to fight with.
Ooooh, Babe when I pick up the phone

There's still nobody home.


Flash back to LA and Buffy fighting the first master vampire


Does anybody here remember Merrik?
Remember how he said that
I was the chosen one
Merrik! Merrik!
What happened to you?
Does anybody else here
Feel the way I do?


Buffy walks across her room and plops down in a chair


Hello?
Is there scoobs out there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone there?
Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling sad.
Well I can ease your pain
Make it good again
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you could ya tell me what I did?

There is no pain I am receding
A distant warrior, smoke on the horizon.
My lips move but no one hears what I am saying.
When I was a child I wanted to be a skater
But Merrik came and it was taken away
Now I see it happening again
I can't explain no one understands, it's my calling.
This is who I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

O.K.
Just a little pinprick.
I am feeling a little sick.
I don't believe it's working.
Will it keep be going for one last patrol
Come on it's time to go.

There is no pain I am are receding
A distant ship, warrior in the horizon.
My lips move but you can't hear what I'm saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is a slayer,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.


Willow walks out on the stage


So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show.
To feel that warm thrill of the hellmouth,
That vampire cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you,
Buffy isn't well, she stayed back at the dorm
And sent me along as a surrogate slayer
We're gonna find out where you vamps really stand.

Are there any newbies in the cemetery tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the mausoleum, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks hungry!
And that one's a got his game face on!
Who let all of these vamps into town?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with Spike!


Willow, Faith and the Scoobs Fight the vamps


Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run,
Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run.
You better put your game face on
With your button down lips and your
yellow glowing eyes.
With your empty smile
And your fangs.
Feel the bile rising from your evil past.
With your nerves in tatters
they shatter
And the stakes batter
You'd better run.

Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run,
Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run.
You sleep all day
And hunt all night.
Keep your dirty lust
Deep inside.
And if you're taking your pack
Out tonight
You'd better hide
Well out of sight.

You better run.


Back to Buffy at the Dorm, Willow and Faith rush in, Buffy is unctuous

"Einse, svei, drei, alle!"

Ooooh, you cannot reach me now
Ooooh, no matter how you try
Goodbye, cruel world, it's over
Walk on by.

Sitting in a graveyard here behind my wall
Waiting for the vamps to come.
perfect isolation here behind my slayers wall
Waiting for the vamps to come.

Waiting to stake them.
Waiting to clean up the hellmouth.
Waiting to follow the them to my fate.
Waiting to put on a black halter top.
Waiting to to kill a demon or two.
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors.
Waiting for the final straw
for the ball to drop.
Waiting to follow the them.
Waiting for my destiny
to fulfill prophecy
Waiting for the Vamps and the demons
and the mobsters and the damned.
Waiting to follow my fate.


Willow and Faith rush Buffy into the ER

Stop!
I wanna go home
Take away my calling
leave it behind.
But I'm waiting in this cell
Because I have to know.
Have I been guilty all this time?

Good morning, Slayer.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed hiding feelings
feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do.
Call the Watcher!

I always said she's come to this
In the end we tried to help.
If they'd let me have my way I could
I would have been there more.
But my hands were tied,
The council tried to get away 
get away with murder.


Crazy,
stakes in the attic I am crazy,
Truly crazy.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy, stakes in the attic she is crazy.

You little slayer you're in it now,
You should have talked to us more often
Than you did, but no! You had to go
Your own way


Bufffy!!!!!
Come to mother baby, let me hold you
In my arms.
I never wanted you to
Get in any trouble.
Why did you have to slay?
Why did you have to lock us all out?.

Crazy,
Over the hellmouth, I am crazy,
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in.
Crazy, over the hellmouth, she is crazy.



you have revealed your
Deepest fear,
you to be hidden it for years
Afraid to let your emotions show 
Now the time has come
Tear down the wall!

The scoobs really love you
They Walk up and down outside the wall.
hand in hand
gathered together in a band.
To Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad slayers wall.




The end.