Re: FIC: 3 Years in Hell, (6/?) - Thoth

["thoth" <thoth183@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Lets see, lets see, <flipping pages>, Gopher stew....Gopher chops....cold
Gopher salad <blehh>....hot Gopher pie...ooo, Gopher parmigian...Ah! Here we
go. <looks up with evil leer> Gopher burgers. First, catch a Gopher. Check,
got that, no problem, know right where to find the little bugger. Second,
pound repeatedly on Gopher with large, heavy, blunt object to properly
<ahem> tenderize the meat. Third, place semi-conscious but still aware
Gopher in commercial-duty cuisinart and set controls to....Oh, hi Bill.
What? Naked Slayers? Nope, haven't seen them. Tell you what though, <smiling
sweetly> you wait riiiight here and I'll go see if I can find them for
ya.<snicker>. BTW, what's all this about 'if I thought killing Beth was
bad'? Never mind, we'll talk about it when I get back.

Where the *hell* did I put that ax....

thoth