FF: If Dr. Suess wrote Buffy fic

["Sam" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

If Dr. Seuss wrote Buffy fic

Author: Sam
Email: shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx 
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: BtVS belongs to Joss
Summery: What if Dr. Seuss wrote Buffy fic
Spoilers: None
Archive: The usual suspects, others ask, I'll say yes.
Pairing: B/F/W
Notes: I love Dr. Seuss and this is all done with great respect for
his wonderful writing that has brightened so many lives, I hope you enjoy.
Feedback: I love Feedback it's like a drug, so how bout a fix <giggles>

Light Slayer, Dark slayer

By Sam


Light Slayer
Dark Slayer
Went off to fight the Mayor

Light slayer 
Dark slayer
Blowing up the school in a final bid
Defeat him they did

After the battle was won
After the bad guy was gone
The slayers looked at each other
Then with a smile, there was a kiss
Xander grew wide eyed, "Oh brother!"
It was something he didn't want to miss

Light slayer to dark slayer
A girlfriend we need
Dark Slayer to Light Slayer
Oh yes indeed

Light Slayer
Dark Slayer
Courting the redhead
Hoping to get her in bed

The little Hacker
She is no slacker
She knows of the Slayer's plan
So to the toy sore she ran

I take one of these
Can I get the big one please
How about two of those
Maybe a ring for Buffy's nose

Give me that whip
And that leather slip
Give me on of the blue ones
And two of the strap-ons

Light Slayer
Dark Slayer
Knocking at the hackers door
Their emotions starting to soar

Willow opened the door
She smiled knowing the slayers cloths would soon be tore
Come on inside she replied
Her request couldn?t be denied

My parents aren't here
Why don't you come near
Follow me upstairs
I have something waiting for you there

Light slayer
Tied down on the bed
Dark Slayer
Wearing a leash held by Red

Put your head between her legs
Lick away, till she her begs
A crack of the whip sent the Dark Slayer into action
As the hacker grinned in satisfaction

She pule out on of her toys
Time to make a lot of noise
She placed on her hip
And into the Dark slayer it did slip

The Dark slayer moaned
The light Slayer groaned
Your two belong to me
This I hope you can see

Yes Mistress they replied
Their fears starting to subside
Their pleasure began to increase
Soon they hoped for release

Lick away, lick away
Cause I can do this all day
Make her moan, make her scream
And stop your pouting this dildo is as big as it might seem

I've got bigger, I've got thicker
So you better be good and lick her 
You wanted this so you can't barter
Willow said as she trust harder

Light Slayer screaming in pleasure
As Faith licked a few more times for good measure
Dark slayer moaning loudly
The Hacker trusting away proudly

I knew you could do it
You just had to prove it
She picked up her pace
Just like it was a race

Dark Slayer shouting in bliss
Then collapsing on Buffy, followed by a kiss

Very well done
But I have just begun
Undo the ropes
I hope you can cope
For its time to switch
Replied the redheaded witch


The End