Re: [Re: FIC: On Occasions08; In the Mansion(2/2)]

[Mad Hamlet <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>]

Greetings,

*So here I am, clicking through the ol' inbox, still a bit dazed from 'the
*Kitchen', when what do I spy, but *another* On Occasion. 'Oh boy' thinks *I
to meself, 'more deliciously delightful PWP to turn my brains to warm
*tapioca pudding'. 
In contrast to their natural state of being cold tapicoa pudding. Cause..I
mean..cold pudding? That's just NASTY! 
I'm not too big on Tapioca but warm pudding has got to be better than cold.
So..we're happy to help make your brains far more appetising for everybody
else.


*Now, I know you guys are kinda sorta competing (in a
*purely friendly way, to be sure) to see how many gutter dwellers you can
*reduce to quivering masses of jelly,

Actually we get together quite often and the conversations go something like
this.

You can't _DO_ that.
Why not?
Well, Willow's talented but not THAT flexible..and..what about the bruises?
What do you want me to do then? Use a tazer?
Hmmm...
Do _NOT_ answer that.
Well...
Oh someone shut him up.
Mad-Hamlet does not shut up for anyone!
Greeaaatt..he's speaking in third person now. Recomendations Jim?
Feed him a cookie.
COOOKKKIIIEEE!!

Despite all this, a good deal of work gets done...and reality tends to..bend
in intresting shapes around us. 



*so I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, *to see <gasp> a *story*. 

Funny how those sneak up on you isn't it?

*With *emotional depth, and tears, and giggles, and more
*tears, and, oh yeah, some really hot sex, too. 'But, but,' I babble,

And we are loving every second of it.

*'these are supposed to make me into a lust-crazed drooling idiot' (and,
*ohhh, have they ever done *that* <sigh>).

Customer satisfaction is a wonderful thing.

*Instead, I'm reaching for the kleenex going
*'Awww'. <sniffle> You changed the dang rules! Now what am I supposed to *do?

Uhhmmm... blow your nose?
And wait for the ending. Cause it's coming at you all at warp speed.
Thanks bunches for the glorious feedback Toth. Don't worry, we'll be...On
Occasionish soon enough. The odd story slips past quality control from timeto
time but we're hiring more security. 
Won't happen again.


*thoth

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet




Do not cross a storyteller.
A storyteller is, perhaps, the most powerful thing in all of creation.
At their beck and call they have the powers of What Might be, What Could Be,
What Should Be and What Will Be.
All anyone else has is What Is. 
All the pontential versus mere reality. 


-Mad-Hamlet