Re: newbie here]

[Mad Hamlet <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>]

Greetings,

>
> I just joined the BuffyWantsWillow list and I just
> wanted to say hey. 

Wow. 
You rebel.
You fighter of darkness.
You trendsetter.
You trailblazer.


Most of us don't have the courage for 'hey'. We knuckle under to the pressure
and stick with 'Hello'.

You havn't had your 'Mad-Hamlet Inoculation Shots' yet.
Well..consider this..mm..a preview.



> I recently stumbled onto
> FanFiction 


Than you stumbled in the right direction.
You're lucky. Most of the time when I stumble I generally wind up bouncing off
solid object. 
Not a fun way to spend an afternoon.


> Anyway, I found the SlayerHacker site 

An excellent page. It really should be updated someday.
(HINT HINT!!!!)


>I've never written any FanFic, but I may want
> to try sometime.

Oh yes. You do. You want to try. 
You are getting sleeepppy....vveeeeerrryyyy sleeeeepppppyyy....
Faaannnffffiiicction..you want to do it...you can feel it calling to you.
SUCUMB!
SUCUMB!!
Be the fiction Grasshopper.

Heck I'll even throw in a free jungle juice.


> I'm curious, is this list group used specifically to
> share fanfic pertaining to Buffy and Willow, or does
> it pertain to BTVS in general??

BUFFY AND WILLOW ONLY!! 
HEATHEN!!
BLASPHEMER!! 
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR HOLY CRUS..hey..let..go of me..stop it, I have..I
have to spread the message! You can stop me but you can't stop us AAALLLLL...

Sorry about that. Man, some people are just a little intense.
Who let that loony in here anyway?

It's prevelently B/W. Occasionally other pairings emerge but that's the
rareity. Not the norm. After all, I'm sure there would be more apprecitive
audiances for them elsewhere. 
Oh I enjoy reading about em' but I'm hardcore when it comes to my own
loyalties.



> I guess thats it for now....take care all.

Yes. Yes let's do that.
You know I've found that 'Taking care' is far easier than it would first be
assumed. 
Easy steps to follow to insure that you 'Take care'.

Don't play 'Chutes and Ladders' in the middle of a Four Lane Highway.

Don't wander around Yellowstone National Park, naked, covered in steak sawuce.
(Well..if you're THAT desperate to see a bear..yeah. It'll work. Briefly.)

Don't watch Jackass while drunk with your friends, cause sooner or later
someone will say 'Hey, that looks like fun!' and you'll be really in trouble.

Don't watch Jackass period.

Don't decided to one day 'Quality Conrol' the Airbag in your parents car.

Yes, these and a large slew of other simple tricks can help one 'Take Care'.
Soon you too can be a master at 'Taking Care'. If you'd like more information
on this easy One, Two, Three process all you have to do is make three easy
payments of 
NINE NINTY NINE NINTY NINE!!!!

Just call our handy dandy toll free number!
Operators are standing by just waiting for _YOU_!

Welcome to the list.

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet





Do not cross a storyteller.
A storyteller is, perhaps, the most powerful thing in all of creation.
At their beck and call they have the powers of What Might be, What Could Be,
What Should Be and What Will Be.
All anyone else has is What Is. 
All the pontential versus mere reality. 


-Mad-Hamlet