Parody: Buffy Mambo number 5

["Sam, Vampire Koala" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx>]

Buffy mambo 

By Sam

E-mail: shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own any of the BtVS characters 
(extremely sad face), they belong to Joss. The song is Mambo number 
5 by Lou Bega

Rated R 

Buffy Mambo 5

Slayerettes and watchers this is my Mambo
One, two, three, four , five
Everyone's on patrol so let head out
To the grave yard on the edge of town
And slay us some vamps.
Afterwards we can head to the bronze
I must say it will be a total blast
Out o the dance floor with my girls
I like Willow, Tara, Faith, Cordy, and Anya
As I continue, you know they are getting wetter.
So what am I to do? I'm begging for more
But I am starting to get a little tired
Could I have some vitamins please

A little bit of Willow in my life
A little bit of Faith by my side
A little bit of Tara is what I need
Little bit of Anya is what I see
A little bit of Cordy all night long
A little bit of Willow here I am
A little bit more will make me all worn out
Buffy mambo number 5

Jump into there bed and move all around
Watch them moan and shake their head
Put my hands on their thighs
Move my lips across their breast
One hand around there waste the other sliding down there leg
I think they are really liking it, must be doing it right

A little bit of Willow in my life
A little bit of Faith by my side
A little bit of Tara is what I need
Little bit of Anya is what I see
A little bit of Cordy all night long
A little bit of Willow here I am
A little bit more will make me all worn out
Buffy mambo number 5

2 Wicca, a slayer, a seer, and ex-demon
Buffy Mambo number 5

A little bit of Willow in my life
A little bit of Faith by my side
A little bit of Tara is what I need
Little bit of Anya is what I see
A little bit of Cordy all night long
A little bit of Willow here I am
A little bit more will make me all worn out
Buffy mambo number 5

I fell in love with them all
I can't help it and don't want to run
Gonna reach out and have them all
Buffy Mambo number 5