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re: NNNOOOOO!!!!! (Spoilers for "Smashed")
> ** Original Subject: ::BuffyWantsWillow:: NNNOOOOO!!!!! (Spoilers for "Smashed")
> ** Original Sender: Squall Leonhart <mcmacladdie@xxxxxxxxx>
> ** Original Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:09:18 -0500
> ** Original Message follows...
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> Okay, I saw something that made me wanna puke on<BR>
> tonight's ep. Spoiler space starts now.<BR>
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> Okay. If you're still reading, it's at your own risk.
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> What I saw in tonight's ep made me wanna puke.
And from what I saw of the previews of next week's ep, Buffy's right there with you in the puking thing.
If you
> have no idea what I'm talking about, it's this: Buffy
> and Spike...
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> *deep breath* Okay... I can do this... I think.
> Buffy and Spike... HAD SEX!
Yes, they had sex.
They did NOT make love.
They had sex.
Hard, unpretty, animal sex.
The time to really worry is when Spike sets Buffy down on a bed of silk sheets. They are not in any stretch of the term a couple. This is a temporary abberation brought on by Buffy's semi-inhuman state(you should have seen what happened before the scene in question).
> *resists the urge to hurl*
> Lord help us all... Buffy and Spike have done the
> deed. I REALLY hope that Joss can fix this one before
> anything else happens... maybe those three nerds could
> mess up something and Spike's chip could go to crap
> for real... or soemthing!
> Sorry, I just had to get that off of my chest. I'll
> stop now.
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> --Squall Leonhart
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Squall, friend, buddy, compadre and fellow B/W shipper, take heart. Buffy is, as Spike pointed out, not well. She was, in Captain Peroxide's well chosen words, 'brought back wrong'. She is simply not fully human, and this is confusing her. And leave it to Spike to take advantage of that!
Her passions are leading, but not her heart. It'll in all likelyhood take the remainder of the season, but hopefully, Buffy will figure out what's wrong, and how to make it right. Hopefully in time to help save Willow from herself.
"Once, years ago, I saved the life of a wise old priest.
Grateful, he made a gift to me of these few precious words:
If you find yourself on a cliffside, trapped,
with a hungry tiger waiting above
and a hungry tiger waiting below,
and by chance you spy a single strawberry
growing from the cliffside...
pluck the strawberry...
and bite into it...
and taste it."
--Frank Miller
"Ronin"
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