Missing: One Fruit Bat

["Dark Gremlin" <gremlin@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: All Department Heads; The United Vegetable Empire; and all other
interested parties.
FROM: Director of Air Defense
SUBJECT: Missing One Fruit Bat

ALERT....ALERT The Director of Public Safety is missing!!!!

We believe the vampire fruit bat may have been batnapped by the evil adults

We need to send out the search parties right away!!

You know she doesn't have much sanity to begin with.

And the Gray Wolf has claimed that she does NOT have the bat tied to her bed as reported

We need everyone's help

 

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Dark Gremlin
Co-Founder Hand of Chaos, Chief Collaborator, 
Director of Air Defense, Water Balloon Catapult Operator of the Woods Outback