Re: Re: Party in the UVE

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

At 01:43 PM 1/29/02 -0000, you wrote:
>--- In buffywantswillow@y..., Tater <tater@h...> wrote:
>> At 06:01 AM 1/29/02 -0000, you wrote:
>> >--- In buffywantswillow@y..., Tater <tater@h...> wrote:
>> >> TO: Everyone
>> >> From: The United Vegetable Empire
>> >> Subject: Homecoming party
>> >> 
>> >> The head of the UVE, after an extended absence with limited net 
>and 
>> >email
>> >> access, has now returned to her Empire. In celebration, the UVE 
>is 
>> >throwing
>> >> a party. All are invited. The party is at the bonfire in front 
>of 
>> >the
>> >> Veggie palace. You can't miss it. Just follow the smell of 
>> >roasting Riley
>> >> shippers. We've trucked in several tankers of spiked jungle 
>juice 
>> >for the
>> >> occasion, just bring your own mug and go by the trucks for a 
>fill-
>> >up. Nude
>> >> dancing is encouraged, especially for Slayers and Wiccans. Oh, 
>and 
>> >could we
>> >> please try to limit the amount of livestock that ends up on the 
>> >palace roof?
>> >> It's hard to get a cow off the roof when you have a JJ hangover 
>and 
>> >goats
>> >> tend to eat the shingles.
>> >> 
>> >
>> > what about buffalos and elephants can we put them on the palace 
>> >roof.we can build a wooden ramp for them to use to get up there 
>and 
>> >after they are on the roof we can tear the ramp down and use it 
>for 
>> >the bonfire
>> 
>> 
>> Well, buffaloes we'll allow. As long as you come back and get them 
>down
>> later. Elephants, no. We're not sure the structural integrity of 
>the roof
>> is up to that. We don't want them falling through and ending up in 
>the
>> Imperial hot tub. We have other plans for the hot tub. 
>> 
> Uh Tater, I am afraid that most grown buffalo weigh about half of
> what an elephant does and there is a rather large herd of them 
> heading down there.I contacted them last night and the herd leader 
> Ramdrool said they would love to get on the palace roof and 
> dance.I strongly suggest you reinforce the roof and the pillars 
> and walls holding it up because Ramdrool is known to ram cars and
> buidlings when she doesnt get her way and the herd will be right 
> with her.Sorry


We should still be okay with the buffalo. It's a weight distribution thing.
The roof is pretty sturdy. It might even hold the elephants, but that's a
little iffy, and we'd rather not take the chance. As to why we have a roof
strong enough for a herd of buffalo to dance on, none of your business. And
if you happen to see anything incriminating up there while getting the
buffalo off the roof after the party, please keep the information to
yourself. We will reinforce the roof for future parties though. We're
kinda busy building a suitable bonfire for this one. We're also digging a
roasting pit. We just haven't decided what we're going to roast in it yet.
Beef, pork, or Riley shippers. Which would go better with Jungle Juice? Or
should we get a nice dinner wine for those with more discriminating palates?
Does anyone in the gutter or the woods *have* a discrimianting palate?


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)