end of the month missing items and persons report/ most wanted

["trizdel" <Trizdel@xxxxxxx>]

i gave all of you a month to delurk after that loud obnoxious party 
at the end of last year. in which several items turned up missing. 
including my front door....also no more doggie treats on my pillows i 
have an idea of who it is but im not sure.
missing items.
one cat of nine tails. dont ask i wont tell
the front door of trizdels house
one feather duster....hey when did that get put in here
***deleted item/censorship***** um ok trying to figure that one out
the four wheels on my auto
the 50lbs of flour from the kicthen
one paper weigh from bill gophers office
the fax machine in the fruit bats office
the copier machine in the louge.....um do i want to know?
the hot tub camera....um wait how did that get in here and who knows 
about this?
ok missing people. these people are missing for one reason or another.
rod....been missing for some time now
bill gopher...how i know the papers are building out side his door
kimber the sexy goddess....opps did i say that out loud? um
most wanted now
the one who put the doggie treat on my pillow
the one who stole my front door
bill gopher so he can clean these files into his office
kimber that prefection of a angel....damn i need to quit thinking 
out loud
a few notes. items above can be returned to original place and no 
action will be taken. as for missing people infomration will be 
helpful just call the front desk of the office building.as for 
information on the most wanted catch them with a net and drag them to 
my office or at lest to the stairs. make sure to feed them before 
leaving. thank you for you time. trizdel