Pausible Denilablity

["ghrdr" <ghrdr@xxxxxxxxx>]

*Gator steps up on podium and clears throat*

"First I would like to say thank you to the 'fruit bat' for 
letting me use your podium. Now down to business, The Riley and 
Muttboy shippers are in an uproar. Someone has started a war between 
them by during the following...

1.) All Riley Shippers fatigues were washed in bleach and are now 
white. Thus making them look even more like dorks..*Gator signs 
bleach bill that Viking Pig hands him with Muttboy group name.*

2.) Someone replaced the vats of Muttboy Shippers hair gel with glue. 
Now they are going around with their hands stuck to their heads and 
other body parts.*gator signs bill for glue with Riley Shipper name 
and hands both back to V.P.*

As a precuation I asked that we don't take sides in the upcoming 
conflict as we are still missing our C-I-C's Kimber and Rod.*Watches 
as V.P. runs towards copier that has messagers dressed as Muttboy and 
Riley shippers hanging around it.* On that note a few announcements: 
Gopher, your site has alot of broken links too and between stories. 
Quinn, we can't find your site no more.(We loved the spinning 
skulls). To Tindzel, like I told your sister last night, I have my 
own engraved whip so I don't have yours. On a final note, copies of 
the upcoming Muttboy/Riley war will be on sale to raise money for the 
Koala's return party. It's expensive to have the hovertank 
detailed.*looks at the Panda who was not supposed to let the key for 
the tank out of her sight*

That is all for now...

GHRDR
Lurking Gator
Mad Torturer...1st Class
C-I-C of the Viking Pigs
Arch Duke of Hell(in training)