Re: End of the Month Gutter and Woods Outback Report for February 2002

[GHRDR <ghrdr@xxxxxxxxx>]

--- Shadow <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> 
> Item 4:
> Regarding certain unnamed Gators who keep getting
> 'misdirected' into the
> swimming pool at the local Catholic Girl School's
> swimming pool. The nuns
> are no longer amused and they aren't buying that
> line about "Mistaking the
> driveway for a dry riverbed and following it into
> the pool" - they may be
> old and scary, at times, but they aren't stupid. 
> For starters the drive way
> doesn't lead to the swimming pool and even if it did
> the large gate around
> the pool should have given certain Gators a hint it
> wasn't a natural
> swimming hole.


About the above it is a well known fact that Gators
have bad eyesight. I was just minding my own business
and those nuns swooped down and started shooing me
away. I mean, my swamp also has a gate and fence
around it and I thought all those sweet young morsels
were there to party. I did hear one of the nuns say
something about a small furry animal chasing students
around with a butterfly net howling out "How ooolldd
is she?" Would you like to comment on that one, Fruit
Bat??
I did finally leave the school after making sure some
of the more excitible ladies had the directions to the
swamp. So there really no harm done. Unlike when a
certain nameless Bat leaves and they have to have an
emergeny roll call...

Ghrdr
Lurking Gator 
C-I-C of the Viking Pigs
Mad Torturer...1st Class
Arch Duke of Hell(in training)

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