Re: End of the Month Gutter and Woods Outback Report for February 2002

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: The Director of Public Safety
FROM: The United Vegetable Empire
SUBJECT: End of the Month Gutter and Woods Outback Report for February
2002: Item 5



>Item 5:
>Why is there a suicidal radish outside the flat of one Xander Harris of
>Sunnydale Proper, yelling something about 'the Beets of the world suffering
>while Onions get all the good jobs' while holding an apple peeler to its
>neck? Or is this one of those veggie things I really don't want to know
>about and should ignore?


Well, you see, it's like this... there was... um... well... on second
thought, no. You don't want to know.

Oh, and if anyone should happen to see a group of brocolli roaming around
carrying large nets and cheese graters, you don't want to know about that
either. Just tell them which way the leather wearing Giles that you didn't
see went.



tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)