OT: Looking for missing authors

["Bill Gopher" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Director of Public Safety and the Head of the United Vegetable Empire
(Shadow and Tater)
From: VP of Moneytary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affaris.

Has anyone heard from Shyfox, Kimber, Kirayoshi, Pat Kelly, Kevin Beckett,
Alex P. or Mad Hamlet?? I haven't seen them on the list or anywhere else in
ages. I remember seeing a really mini-mini update for "SS - Fever" a while
ago from Shy but that's it. Kimber, Pat, Kevin and the Mad Hamlet dropped
off the face of the Gutter. I heard from Alex a few weeks or so ago, but I
think the evil RL demons have grabbed him and are trying to torture him into
writing Buffy/Spike/Oz fics. Hehehehe If that rumour is true about Alex I'm
warming up the Neon Pink with flourescent Green Polkadots coloured Hovertank
and rounding up some Homicidal Suicidal Vampire Tomatoes and launching a
Search and Destroy mission in the Gutter till I find them and get them back
to writing. Muahahahahahaahha!!!!!!!! DIE RILEY LOVERS DIE!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
:-D

--Bill Gopher