End of the Month State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for March 2002

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: Director of Public Safety
FROM: United Vegetable Empire
SUBJECT: End of the Month State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for
March 2002


>Item 5:
>Why is there a giant naked {sans peel} banana currently running up and down
>the path leading to Sunnydale Proper in the Woods Outback yelling: "The
>steam... the steam... hid your garnishes the steam will get you" ?? While
>the banana in question is well... a fruit {in more ways then one apparently}
>I'm going to direct this to Tater... since most streaming deaths around here
>are all vegetable related... you want to field this one my dear Tater??
>Because I'm so NOT going to try to explain it... get a large hammer and turn
>the naked banana into a rather large pile of mush and put it in Riley Finn's
>bed most defiantly... but I'm not going to explain it.


So that's where he went. Some of the broccoli like to pick on fruit for
fun, and apparently the poor banana snapped during some harmless torment and
escaped. The broccoli have moved on to a fresh victim, so feel free to to
whatever you want with that banana. They're no fun when they're too far
gone to beg properly.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)