Re: End of the Month State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for April 2002

[shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxx]

To: All department heads, UVE, and all others
From: The Temple of Mayhem and the ministry of the Dark Jedi
Subject: In reply to the End of month report

Greetings from the Temple of Mayhem and the Dark Jedi we would like to
addrress the matter of a certan slighly toasted shades wearing Koala with a
tendicy towards all things neon.

1. The "liberated Porshe is doing well, it was necceary to free the Porshe
do to its high speeds and the Koala's ablity to have certain run in with
Polizi and interpol officals <EG>

2. The ministry of the Dark Jedi at this time have no comment of the I am
your Koala comment, but to say that there are planes in the fold to bring a
certain Dark slay back into the fold of the Dark Jedi, we feel this is necceray
becouse one we are much more freindlier that the watchers, two we throw a
heck of a BBQ, and three we fell that all slayers need there witches to cuddle
with, once the Dark slayer relizes these points and joins the Dark Jedi then
world domination...errr I mean a hell of a BBq can be had.


3. As for the crashing of a certain quilting party the lampshade was indeed
Highland Tartan and of the Stewart Clan, its origanans and how the Koala
came into possetion of them can not bedisclosed at this time, it was neccary to
crash the party becouse well for one Faith requested it to be done for
reasons that can not be disclosed at this time and also its always a fun thing to
do. We at the temple of mayhem feel that if Harmony were to indeed get a clue
she would only misplace it and suggest that if anyone who is considering
getting her a clue consider the board game <BG>

4. In regards to the green-jelo and the disapearence of the blue Jelllo the
Koala once he was partially sobered up replied that it is a question better
asked of the Gremlin and Fox. The Koala then left to get more Jungle Juice
and muttered something about red Jello.

6. A statement from the Koala.

Very much true the levels of mischief and mayhem taking place are way to
high for me to be all behind, why I would like to take credit for them I sadly
was unable to do all the acts, though I did try <EG> and trying is half the
fun :) A good deal of the credit haws to be given to my fellow mayhem and
mischief raisers though I will take credit for the paiinting of town hall :) I
also will not comment at this time on the apperent tatical air strike on the
Riley-shipper headquaters and have no idea how the Air Force came top think it
was a cover up for a secret Iraq headquaters <innocent look>


I now return you to the regualrly scheduled mayhem.

Sam

--High preist of mayhem , founder Koala Kult, Dark Jedi Knight, and tour
guide to the edge of insanity


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