FF The Unfortunate and Embarrassing Incident (1/1)

["Willow X" <willowxbvsb@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

This is in response to everybody?s inquiries as to what this meant in 
Chapter 5: ?The ?Orgasm Slide Show? was a tricky thing. It literally 
knocks you out for a few minutes and ever since the unfortunate and 
embarrassing incident in the living room last month (don?t ask!), we opted 
to have simultaneous orgasms only in safe places?like our bedroom.?

Anyways?no new plot development in this fic. It?s completely separate from 
the main story. Just thought a nice piece of humor and sex was in order. 
Enjoy!!!

WillowX.

Title: The Unfortunate and Embarrassing Incident (1/1)
Author: WillowX
Feedback: Ok...its confession time. I'm a ...a...feedback JUNKIE!!! Please 
let me know what you think, email at willowxbvsb@xxxxxxxxxxx
Rating: NC-17 um?very NC-17
Classification/Pairing: B/W romance
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, and Fox. The 
only thing that I own is my laptop and remote control.
Summary: This story takes place somewhere between Chapters 4 and 5 of 
Children of the Earth. You don?t have to be reading the story to know 
what?s going on but it will sort of help you understand the inside jokes. 
Contains spoilers for all Buffy episodes aired.

The Unfortunate and Embarrassing Incident

I walk in and the house is quiet. Finally?I am home?peace at last. Walking 
into the living room I collapse on the sofa. I?m exhausted. What a day!! 
I re-enrolled in UC Sunnydale again and it was hectic to say the least.

I remember the first day of College two years ago?it was hectic and all? but 
I loved it?with a passion! I thought I had finally found my niche, so many 
people spurting knowledge all over the place. I was happier than a pig in 
slop.

But?so many things in my life have changed since then?Buffy for example to 
mention just one thing. We?re lovers now. The first time we made love I 
remember thinking the whole time she was holding me that I had finally found 
my place. In her arms was exactly were I belonged?were I was meant to be. 
Thinking back now, maybe the first day of College was soooo great because 
she was there with me; because we were embarking on that quest for knowledge 
together?side by side. Yep?that was definitely it.

?Hey sexy?? The soft sensual voice coming from the stairs said. I turned 
suddenly and there she was?my goddess. My eyes were wide with shock and my 
mouth gapped open. She was wearing a see-through red teddy. Her naked body 
was clearly visible over the skimpy garments that hugged her skin. She was 
standing at the bottom of the stairs? one hand casually leaning against the 
banister while the other was sexily creeping into her own panties. Her 
nipples were hard and even the wild curls of her sex were visible from where 
I sat. OH MY GOD!!! I?ve created a monster?.a SEX monster!!

?What do you think Baby?? She asked seemingly pleased at my catatonic 
state.

?Ya Ba Da Ba Doo!!!?

What??? I can?t believe I just said that. You see??? I don?t know what it 
is about naked Buffy?.it?s like all the air just goes out of the room. 
Every time I see her naked it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or 
witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to 
go away. And it happens almost EVERY SINGLE TIME? I try to be cool and 
suave and adventures? but cool, suave, and adventurous are just not 
adjectives used to described little Ms. Willow Rosenberg?no sirrey! No 
coolness here!

She?s looking at me with an amused grin and starts walking in my direction.

?I can tell by the look on your face that your brain is on warp babble 
speed? Ya Ba Da Ba Doo???gotta say Willow?not the response I was expecting? 
but Cave Willow might be fun too.? She said giggling at me now.

Once she reaches the sofa, she sexily eases in on top of me, straddling me. 
My heart is beating a gazillion miles a minute and I think I?ve actually 
stopped breathing 3 minutes ago! She runs her fingers through my hair and 
my entire body melts.

?Why are you so nervous Baby?? She asked.

?CAUSE it?s day time?light is everywhere?windows are open?people can see. 
And? and?? I blurt out flustered. She?s really laughing at me now but 
continues with her plans. Reaching down she starts pulling my shirt over my 
head. Once off, she flings it across the room as she pretends to be 
listening intently to what I?m saying.

?And?so what? What if people see us? I?m making love to my girlfriend?it?s 
a perfectly normal thing Will.? She states softly.

?AND we?re going to be supper late to pick up Dawn?do you really want to 
leave her all alone at school??? Huh??? Would that be smart??? What if she 
gets kidnapped by Vampires??? What then?? I said stating my case?and quite 
well if I do say so myself. Little sister danger is a sure win.

?Well?as you so eloquently pointed out before?.it?s day time?you know?? 
?Light everywhere? ??? The last part she said imitating my voice?is it 
really that shrieky? Damnit?there goes my grand logic approach.

?And, also, Anya is picking her up today?she needed some help with inventory 
at the shop.? She finished saying as she unhooked my bra and flung it in 
the same direction where my shirt had gone. Grabbing a breast with each 
hand she squeezes softly and a moan escapes my lips?

?You see Will? I don?t know why you get so nervous?you?re already having 
fun.? She exclaimed happily. Leaning in really close she kisses my lips. 
Her lips are warm and soft and the kiss is intensely erotic. I thought she 
was going to swallow me whole.

Parting our lips for a breathless moment, she pulls back and looks at me. 
?Guess what Baby?? She teased as she playfully rocked on top of me, rubbing 
our hips together, waiting for my response.

?What?? I moaned happily. I was a little more relaxed already?she had 
sneakily convinced me to join her in the dark side of daytime sex. Yayyy 
me..

?I got the job. I start teaching classes on Monday.? She shrieked happily.

?That?s great Buffy!!? I cheered running my hands up and down her legs.

?Yep, hence the surprise outfit?I wanted to celebrate in a kinky way.? She 
said suggestively raising her eyebrows. I looked at her for a moment and 
time seemed to slow down. Her eyes were shinning bright and her smile was 
captivating. She was absolutely beautiful?and she was mine. My heart 
ached.

?I love you Buffy.? I said with near tears in my eyes. Taking this as a 
clear sign to proceed she leaned him and reclaimed my lips once again. Ohhh 
how I loved kissing her. For years I dreamt of doing this same thing?but 
the real life kiss surpassed anything that I could have possibly imagined. 
The energy and desires that flooded through us as we kissed was spectacular.

She pulled our lips apart once again and whispered in my ear, ?There?s this? 
um ??thing? I?ve been wanting to try with you?are you game?? I hardly 
understood what she meant but at this point I was pretty much game for 
anything.

?Uh Huh?? I moaned out as I nodded my head affirmatively.

She stood, removed her teddy, and flung it in the same direction of my 
clothes?um?I don?t know what?s up with the clothes flinging but it was 
definitely kinda cool. Unbuttoning my jeans she pulled them off my legs 
and?you guessed it?she flung it?along with my underwear and hers.

Once we were completely nude she urged me to lay back down on the sofa. My 
entire body was on pins and needles as I anxiously awaited what she was 
going to do next. She leaned in and whispered, ?I want to eat you as you 
eat me at the same time?together.? I nodded in agreement.

She kissed my lips one last time before she began positioning herself on top 
of me. I layed still in anxious anticipation as I watched her lower her sex 
onto my face. She was warm and ohh soo wet all over. I loved the way her 
body reacted to mine. The minute my lips touched hers, I felt her tongue 
work it?s way between my legs too. I wrapped my hands around her body 
squeezing and caressing her butt as I sucked and licked her sex. She had 
her head between my legs and was holding on to my thighs for support as she 
sexily worked her wonder. It was amazing.

Licking and sucking?.kissing and pinching? Her sex was covering my face and 
I thought I was going to suffocate?but ohhhh?what a WAY to go!!!!

We continued pleasuring each other like this for a few minutes. The 
pressure between my legs was unbearable but I was waiting for her sign that 
she was ready. Once I felt her tug on my leg I let go. With one giant moan 
I screamed her name against her sex. My body tensed and my heartbeat 
stopped. Instantly my vision blurred and the bright light appeared again.

**** ?I have to go. I have to find Veruca before the sun sets. I will, 
though. When I do, this thing stops. She's bad news. Do you want me to get 
you something before I take off? Kleenex? Chocolatey... Chocolate anything?? 
She said looking at me worried. I want you to stay that?s what I want.

?No.? I said.

?I'll come back as soon as this is finished. I just want you to take it 
easy, ok? Riley was right. The main thing is put the blame where it 
belongs. Don't hurt yourself.? Ughh?Riley Schmiley?. Hate him.

?Uh-huh. Ok.? I nodded.

?You're ok?? She asked concerned one last time.

?I'm fine. I promise.? I whispered.

?I love you.? She said before she turned around and left. I wanted to say 
I love you too. I wanted to scream it?.I love you too. But?.it was too 
late?she was gone.*****

?Buffy?Buffy wake up!! Buffy? Buffy wake up!!!? I heard the faint familiar 
voice say as I was slowly waking up. I felt weak and a little 
disoriented?That was one MIND BLOWING orgasm if you ask me!!! I thought my 
head was going to explode. Buffy is still asleep. Her body is on top of 
mine and she hasn?t started?..HEY???....Whose voice is that????

I scoot up a little from underneath Buffy and poke up my head between her 
legs. Buffy?s butt cheeks were covering my view but I heard that voice 
again. I felt my blood run cold and my heartbeat stopped. I thought I was 
going to pass out. LITERALLY die!!!

There stood Anya with a concerned look on her face poking Buffy.

?Buffy?Buffy Wake up!!! Buffy! Oh God I think she?s dead again. Buffy 
wake up!!?

I felt Buffy?s head move a little as she turned to look at Anya.

?Thank God!!! I thought you were dead. I thought Willow?s vagina had ate 
your face!! How was I supposed to explain that to Dawn?? Yes Dawnie, Buffy 
died valiantly fighting off Willow?s Magical Vagina!!! Jeezzz?? She 
exclaimed.

Freaking out I motioned to get up and we both fell of the sofa with a 
thundering crash. Buffy was on the bottom and I was on top. I sat up with 
a quickness and covered Buffy?s face again!!!

?Wwwmmm wmmmm.? Were the muffled sounds of Buffy?s pleas for air.

?Willow?your vagina?.it?s on her face again!!? Anya provided. My clothes 
was no where to be found and I sat in shocked bewilder of what to do 
next?until Buffy bit my butt that is!!!

?Ouch!!!? I screamed as I got up running towards the stairs. Mark my 
words?I will never ever have sex anywhere else other than our room 
again?.EVER!!!

The End.... :-)

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