Humour: Open month insert ____

["LaBarbera, William" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

More humour from work, :-)

-Bill Gopher

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jackson, Troy 
> Sent:	Wednesday, September 04, 2002 1:52 PM
> To:	IT
> Subject:	Open month insert ____
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> "I invented the internet". - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President
> 
> "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them
> serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer 
> 
> "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the
> way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep
> place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress
> 
> "How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous
> Manufacturer
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> "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida
> State football coach
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> "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears,
> Pop Singer
> 
> "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." -
> Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
> 
> "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle,
> former French President
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> "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
> - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed
> to pay his taxes.
> 
> "It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like
> by a student in East London
> 
> "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
> candlelight." - George Gobel
> 
> "Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old."
> - Herb Score, Sportscaster
> 
> "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield,
> Missouri basketball player
> 
> "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda
> Evangelista, Supermodel
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> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what
> time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training
> regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
> 
> "I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife." - Mike Greenwell,
> Baseball player 
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