OT: 1st Halloween joke of the Season

["LaBarbera, William" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hehehehe, more demented humour from work. :-)


What's your Halloween costume? 
> 
> A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of 
> this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful 
> cute. Who are you supposed to be?" 
> 
> "We're Jack and Jill" the girl replied. 
> 
> The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" 
> 
> They go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They 
> ring the door bell and once again and the man opens the 
> door. 
> 
> "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" 
> 
> "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. 
> 
> "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel 
> because you're black!" says the man. Heads hung low, the 
> kids leave. 
> 
> Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he 
> opens the door there stand the two children but this time they 
> are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he 
> asks. 
> 
> "Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."