Re: Snippet: A very, very, VERY short snippet

["chxenocide" <chxenocide@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Jay Leno's monologue last night reminded me of this delightful 
snippet and I just had to go back and read it, and then I noticed it 
only got one response, so I figured I'd post my own enthusiastic 
endorsement (after all, I've been told it's never to late to give 
feedback :)

Xenocide


--- In buffywantswillow@y..., Mad Hamlet <Mad-Hamlet@u...> wrote:
> Greetings,
> 
> So I was having a conversation and somehow this came about. 
> I figured I'd share. It's very, very, very, very, short.
> 
> But I think good.
> 
> So, for your pleasure I present...
> 
> Buffy Summers, Student of Hannible Lector
> 
> 'So my girl, how goes the hunt?'
> 'A Jewish Wiccan tried to befiend me. I ate her with some fava 
beans and a
> fine kiante.'
> 'Excellent. How did she taste?'
> 'Scrumptious. We're hooking up again this weekend for more. She 
says the
> champagenge tickles her skin.'
> 'Er...Elizabeth-'
> 'Buffy. Call me Buffy.'
> 'Sigh...BUFFY..I don't quite think you quite understood the 
intracicies of
> cannabilism.'
> 'What? You said eat her, I ate her. We both had fun. What's the 
wrong?'
> 
> 
> Thank you.
> Thank you very much.
> I'm here till Thursday.
> 
> I remain, as always,
> Mad-Hamlet
> 
> There is only one thing that can damn me.
> That can send me down in a swirling maelstrom of fire and pain.
> And it is not the word of Man.
> And it is not the lessons and rules of the Church, hypocrites every 
one.
> And it is not the words of God, nor the judgements of Angels.
> And it not a fair tribunal of my 'peers' that can find me guilty of 
crimes
> immortal.
> No. 
> I can only be accused, judged and damned by my own Soul.
> And I would never be so betrayed.
> 
> Mad-Hamlet