OT: Humour: A Promise is a promise

["LaBarbera, William" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

More demented humour from the financial world I work in, :-)

--Bill Gopher
-----Original Message-----
From: Thompson, Ephraim 
Sent: Wednesday, October 16, 2002 6:08 PM
To: Losada, Daniel; Jackson, Troy; Louie, Michelle; Korkos, William;
Cabarcas, Jennifer; LaBarbera, William; Gardner, Sam
Subject: A Promise is a promise



> > PROMISE IS A PROMISE 
> > 
> > A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his 
> > ashes 
> > home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio

> > table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking
to 
> > 
> > him. 
> > 
> > "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the 
> > insurance money!" 
> > 
> > "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
with 
> > 
> > the insurance money!" 
> > 
> > "Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought

> > it, 
> > too, with the insurance money." 
> > 
> > Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, 
> > 
> > "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? 
> > 
> > Here it comes ..." 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> >