Re: Fic: Tis the Season (1/1)

[Music Godess <cruel_intentions_brat@xxxxxxxxx>]

Fluffy goodness :) this was cute and well written,
bonus for letting Xander in and ohh yes orlando bloom
hehe


--- inell@xxxxxxx wrote:
> Title: Tis the Season
> Author: Inell
> Email: Inell@xxxxxxx
> Disclaimer: I own nothing. Joss owns all things
> Buffy. Wish I owned Orlando 
> Bloom, but, alas, he belongs to only himself.
> Distribution: My site, Kiss or Kill, <A
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> that has permission, take. 
> Otherwise, just ask.
> Pairing: Willow/Buffy
> Rating: PG
> Notes: More Holiday Fluff...completely silly. Be
> warned.
> Set in my own Season 7 verse
> To everyone that ever sends feedback, THANKS!!!! Oh,
> and good job!
> 
> 
> TIS THE SEASON (1/1)
> 
> 
> "And when that blond guy started shooting the arrows
> like he was a machine? 
> Man, that was so cool! I wish I could do that. Just
> bam, bam, bam, dead 
> demons everywhere!"
> 
> 
> Willow tried to hide a smile as Xander continued
> describing his favorite 
> scenes from the film that they had just seen. She
> exchanged a look with Buffy 
> and both girls gave in and laughed. "Well, I think
> he enjoyed the new Lord of 
> the Rings."
> 
> 
> "That's an understatement," Buffy said with a fond
> smile at the man that was 
> one of her best friends. At the moment, it was a bit
> difficult to consider 
> him a man. He was going on and on like one of Dawn's
> friends. In fact, her 
> sister was the recipient of his enthusiastic
> retelling. "If I'm not careful, 
> he'll have me wearing tights and shooting arrows."
> 
> 
> "Tights might not be that bad," Willow said with a
> wink at her lover, 
> watching as the slayer rolled her eyes, "but, no
> offense, you're no Orlando 
> Bloom."
> 
> 
> Buffy snorted, eyes narrowing at the impish grin
> that crossed the redhead's 
> face, "Yeah, he's definitely prettier than me."
> 
> 
> "Meow," Willow laughed, taking Buffy's hand as the
> group left the theater 
> parking lot. "Don't worry, baby. I think you're
> prettier. Besides, it's the 
> hair."
> 
> 
> "What's the hair?" Dawn asked as she slowed down to
> wait for the others, only 
> catching the last of Willow's comment.
> 
> 
> "Elf Boy," Buffy said as she made a face.
> 
> 
> "Oooo," Dawn smiled. "Yeah, he's definitely pretty.
> I wonder how they were 
> able to cast such attractive guys. I mean, it's like
> a parade of hotties. 
> That new guy, the one on the horse? Wow. I'd let him
> rescue me anyday."
> 
> 
> "I did think Gollum was cute," Buffy said in a
> teasing voice as her sister 
> glared at her. "Dawn, it's simple. By casting good
> looking men, they get 
> silly girls like you to go see their movie and buy
> their merchandise. Would 
> you really want to sit through a three hour movie if
> they all looked like 
> Carl from the gas station? I think not. They give
> the boys the weapons, the 
> fights and death. They give us the beautiful eye
> candy. "
> 
> 
> "Marketing according to Buffy Summers folks," Willow
> said as she laughed. 
> "Hey, wait a minute. We're not supposed to be
> talking about boys."
> 
> 
> "Why would I have looked at any of the women?" Buffy
> asked, "I have you."
> 
> 
> "Aw, how sweet," Dawn said with a sincere smile, so
> glad that her sister and 
> best friend had finally realized that they were
> meant for each other. "But, 
> back to the hotties. Whose the guy on the horse?
> Someone wouldn't let me stay 
> until the credits," she looked pointedly at Buffy,
> who had been more than 
> ready to get out of her seat after three hours. "I
> may write him a letter 
> asking if he wants to marry me. I can cook, sort of.
> He was so pretty."
> 
> 
> Xander made a face, asking the sky, "Why? Why must I
> be surrounded by girls?" 
> Turning to glare at the three amused girls, he said,
> "Men aren't supposed to 
> be pretty. They're supposed to be big and hairy and
> macho. Like that dwarf 
> guy. Yeah, he's a manly man."
> 
> 
> "Well, we know that Buffy probably prefers Brood
> Boy. He seems more her 
> type," Willow said cheekily, earning a warning look
> from her lover of her two 
> months. Had it really been so short a time that they
> had been together? It 
> seemed like forever, like they'd never not been
> together. In reality, it had 
> just happened on Halloween. Well, if she were
> honest, it had begun the first 
> time that they had met. The realization had just
> been two months ago. 
> Remembering that night, all thoughts of cute blond
> elves fled her mind. She 
> remembered heated kisses, soft touches, overwhelming
> passion, need, lust, and 
> love. She licked her lips, her eyes catching the
> hazel ones of her lover. She 
> watched Buffy smile, knowing that she was caught.
> Later, the slayer's eyes 
> promised.
> 
> 
> "Actually, he does sort of remind you of Angel,
> doesn't he?" Xander mused, 
> comparing the two. "Dark, moody, good-looking,
> broody, big."
> 
> 
> "Big?" Dawn looked at Xander, raising an eyebrow.
> "Hello? Minor present. If 
> you're going to be talking about stuff like *that*,
> I'd better cover my 
> ears!"
> 
> 
> "Huh?" Xander frowned, his face flushing as he
> realized what she meant. 
> Glaring at the three laughing girls, he muttered, "I
> so need some a man."
> 
> 
> "That's what I've been telling you for months, Xan,"
> Willow said with a laugh 
> as he blushed even more realizing how he had
> sounded.
> 
> 
> "As a friend. A man friend not a man-friend," he
> finally gave up, rolling his 
> eyes as they laughed. "Fine. I'll remember this. See
> if I'm so nice next 
> Christmas. I think there will be coal in the
> stockings of a few Sunnydale 
> ladies."
> 
> 
> "Can't take a joke, Harris?" Buffy asked, letting
> him know they were joking. 
> She knew that they should try to remember that
> Xander was a man and that it 
> might get a little difficult hanging out with
> females all the time, but not 
> really caring when it was so easy to get him
> flustered. There were times that 
> she found herself wondering if he protested so much
> because there *was* 
> something in their teasing about him finding a good
> man. And then she'd find 
> 
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