OT Humour: Dear Abby letters she never answered

["LaBarbera, William" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hehehehe, got a kick out of this and had to share. 
> 
> Subject: Letters Dear Abby Never Answered
> 
> Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
> middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-
> 20's. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man
> go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be
> Lebanese?
> =========================================
> 
> Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
> violence on my VCR?
> ===============================================
> 
> Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not
> even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
> ===========================================
> 
> Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on
> the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my
> boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough 
> to discuss money with him.
> ===========================================
> 
> Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and
> when confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it
> would never happen again . Should I believe him?
> =================================================
> 
> Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
> was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
> ============================================
> 
> Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how
> do I get out?
> ==========================================
> 
> Dear Abby, My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an
> hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
> ==============================================
> 
> Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a
> little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, but he
> finally did it.
> ==============================================
> 
> Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is
> going through her mental pause?
> ===============================================
> 
> Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
> sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex
> years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?
> 
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