Re: OT: B&EVW

["sochankitsune <annelise@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>" <annelise@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> snippits our way...
> 
> Kirayoshi
> (me, begging? Why would you ask?)

I've not been active much on the creative front - Too much jet lag 
bouncing between London/Hollywood. But for now, have some of the 
B&EVW scripts that never made it to cartoon... ( :< )

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Buffy: Remind me again, why are we making out in Spike's Crypt?
EVW: Hey, its not like he needs it anymore. Plus, change of scenery!
Voice From Wall: Help! Someone let me out!
Buffy: Anya, is that you?
Voice From Wall: Yeah! Xander pushed me into the Hellmouth and built a
school over my head! Wait 'til I get a hold of him!
Buffy: Okay, Anya! We'll get you out as soon as humanly possible!
EVW: ...
Buffy: ...
EVW: ...
Buffy: Get the toybox. The bitch can wait!

*

Buffy: Dawn! What the hell happened?
Dawn: I can't move. I'm all stiff.
(Naked - No particular reason.)
Buffy: Oh no!
Xander: (Enters) Woh! What's going on!
Buffy: Xander! Um... Dawn's all stiff!
Xander: Hehe. Me too!
Willow: (Enters) Woh! What's going on!
Xander: Dawn's all stiff!
Willow: Well, shouldn't we do something?

*OR*

Xander: Buffy, what the hell happened? 
(Naked Dawn, with big round eyes)
Buffy: Dawn's paralysed. She's all stiff!
Xander: Hehe, me too!

Buffy: I'm going to go hunt for Willow. Can you guys take care of 
Dawn?
Anya: No problem. Look, she's all posable! 
(Anya: Ta-da pose. Dawn: Naked on sofa, in a driving position)
Dawn: *mmph!*

Buffy: Okay... Anya, any idea where Willow might be? 
(Dawn on all fours, EVW doing something rude to her. Xander has a 
camera)
Anya: Um, I think she's in a cave somewhere. Being eaten.
Buffy: Damn, no wonder she gave us the slip!
Xander: Yeah, she gets all the fun!