Songfic challenge

["Electronis Zappa" <electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I?ve got another idea for a fic, but I figured it would be more
interesting to leave it up to someone else. Write a fic that somehow
has Buffy hearing the Derek & The Dominos song ?Layla? and have her
apply it to herself and Willow. After hearing the song, Buffy decides to
pursue her because of it. It can be set either after Oz leaves in
season 4 or after Tara moves out in season 6. Requirements are listed
below
 
*At least three or four lines from Layla
 
*Someone referring to Clapton as God
 
*A reference to the late, great Duane Allman (guitarist for the Allman
Brothers Band who played on the album Layla)
 
*A reference to either The Yardbirds or The Bluesbreakers
 
*Buffy and Willow watching a comedic movie either at home or in theaters
 
*Someone buying someone else gummy bears
 
*An appearance by Amy (rat form is acceptable)
 
*Buffy/Willow kissing (can lead to more, NC17 fics are acceptable, but
please follow list guidelines)
 
*A happy ending
 
Please send any responses directly to me at
electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. I would also like permission to post
any response to the challenge to my website. Guess that about covers
it. Have fun everyone.
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There were Swedes to the left of him
Russians to the right
A Czech at the blueline looking for a fight
Brains over brawn, that might work for you
But what's an American quarry boy to do?
Hit Somebody!
 
Paraphrased from Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song)
Warren Zevon featuring David Letterman
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Y ddraig goch ddry cychwyn
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Electronis Zappa
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