OT: Top Ten list (possible SPOILERS)

[JDMeans@xxxxxxx]

Got this idea for a Top Ten list, but it is based on rumors and possible 
spoilers for the end of the season. Operative words being 'rumors' and 
'possible'. So I could be way off here. With that in mind, here's the 
Spoiler Space!

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Okay, that's enough.

Live, from the Home Office in Sunnydale California...

THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT BUFFY IS THE FIRST EVIL!

10) Dawn found her perusing the library copy of "Opening Hellmouths for 
Dummies!"
9) Spike's a vampire. Buffy's a Vampire Slayer. Yet Spike strangely 
remains unslain.
8) The vestigial tail growing out of her lower spinal column.
7) She keeps telling Willow that she liked her better with black hair.
6) She made Giles cry by telling him exactly what she thinks of tweed, Earl 
Grey and Manchester United!
5) Every night she sends the Slayers in training out on practice runs 
through the graveyards armed with stakes made out of peanut brittle.
4) She thinks Faith dresses too conservatively.
3) She calls Xander up at night, asking "Is Mr. Lou Zer there?"
2) It would explain most of Season six...
And the number one sign that Buffy is the First Evil...
1) The "I'm the First Evil, Ask Me How" button!