House of Scooby questions (longish)

["cdreramius <o163210@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>" <o163210@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

OK, here's the run. Tony doesn't do NC-17 fics (ie hardcore hot porn 
types that is) with his Scoobyverse stories (ie 
Terra/Trinity/Destiny, and 'House of Scooby'). However I'd like to do 
a series of NC-17 stories which are add ons to the 'House of Scooby' 
series but don't actually effect the main 'House of Scooby' story 
line as such.

So what I want to do is write a bunch of one off stories for each 
ship under the banner 'Hot Night in the House of Scooby' and post 
them individually to each shipper list. So you guys would get a 
story 'Hot Night in the House of Scooby: Slayer/Hacker' (no Xander), 
the W/X'ers would get 'Hot Night in the House of Scooby: Hacker/White 
Knight' (no Buffy), the B/X'ers 'Hot Night in the House of Scooby: 
Slayer/White Knight' (no Willow), and for anyone interested 'Hot 
Night in the House of Scooby: Menage a Scooby' (the great Scooby Gang 
Bang).

Now for the problem.

Tony doesn't want to get involved in writing NC-17 for his beloved 
Scoobies (we had a huge fight over this) and so I'm on my own on 
this. As Tony is the ideas (ie creative brains) guy and I'm just his 
keyboard monkey this is a problem.

Now the questions.

1) Would there be any interest from you guys in me writing 'Hot 
Night in the House of Scooby: Slayer/Hacker'? (or any of them while 
I'm at it). Or should I should I listen to my annoying shit of a 
little brother and forget it?

2) If it's a go, (remembering I'm no real author, certainly not a 
NC-17 or femslash one at that), can I send someone my completed draft 
so you can read it, tell me how many flavours of ass it sucks (I'm 
aiming for 64 or less), and suggest how I could make it at least 
better that Marti Noxon's efforts? (her stuff in season 6 and 7 suck 
about 36 flavours of ass), and

3) Can somebody PLEASE help me convince Tony to stop being an ass 
and change his mind on the matter? The bastard has written 
Tara/Xander NC-17 and even a season 7 Dawn/Xander NC-17, but won't 
write B/X, W/X, B/W, or B/W/X NC-17! But get this, he loves reading 
it! WTF?!?!?!

Sorry about this but I'm really worked up about this idea.


Returning you to your fanfic reading enjoyment.

Mike