Fic: Restless (2/6) NC-17 (I apologize if this is the second time this is sent out)

["Electronis Zappa" <electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I sent this out last night, but it appears to have not been delivered
due to whatever was up with Yahoo so if this is the second time you get
this I?m sorry. I wanted to finish it on Thursday but my nap between
classes ran longer than I planned. There is SOME original content in it
I promise. Don?t know when 3 will be out, but I hope to have A Day Too
Long 2 out soon. Ok, enough from me, enjoy.
 
Title: Restless (2/6)
Author: Electronis
Email: electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Buffy/Willow, Xander/Anya
Spoilers: Anything up to and including 422 ? Restless is fair game. 
Disclaimer: All the characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer belong to
ME. I mean ME as in Mutant Enemy, not me as in myself. If only I were
so lucky. Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and the Enterprise belong to the folks
over at Paramount. 
Feedback: Most definitely.
Archive: my site www.electroniszappa.com. Anyone who wants it for
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Summary: Xander dreams
 
Previously:
By the time the warnings came on, everyone was sound asleep.
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Xander wakes with a start ?I?m awake, I?m good. Did I miss anything??
he asks
 
?Nothing much at all really.? Giles answers
 
?Just some massacring.? Buffy adds, which causes Xander to turn back to
the screen.
 
?I have to say, I really feel ?Apocalypse Now? is overrated? Giles
states
 
?No, No, it gets better. I remember that it gets better.? came Xander?s
response.
 
?Want some corn?? Buffy offers.
 
?Butter flavored??
 
?New car smell?
 
?Cool?
 
?Oh, I?m beginning to understand this now, it?s all about the journey
isn?t it??
 
?Thanks for making me have to pee.?
 
?You don?t need any help with that right??
 
?I got a system?
 
As he prepares to relieve himself, he turns his head to see several
soldiers and scientists in white coats and clip boards watching him.
 
?Ok, I?m going to find another bathroom?
 
He crosses the hall, only to find himself in his basement. At the top
of the stairs, someone is trying to open the door.
 
?I didn?t order any vampires? he informs whoever is trying to get in.
?That?s not the way out?
 
Next thing he knows, he?s in at a playground. Buffy?s playing in a
sandbox while Giles and Spike are on swings.
 
?Hey there you are.? he says as he approaches Buffy.
 
?Are you sure it?s us you were looking for?? Buffy asks
 
?Giles here?s going to teach me to be a watcher, says I got the stuff.?
 
?Spike?s always been like a son to me?
 
?That?s cool, I was into that for awhile, but I got other stuff going
on.? Xander replies as he looks off towards an ice cream truck in the
distance. ?You gotta have something. Gotta be with moving forward.?
 
?Like a shark.? Buffy adds
 
?Like a shark with feet...and much less fins?
 
?And on land.?
 
?Very good.?
 
?Buffy, are you sure you wanna play there? It?s a pretty big sand box.?
 
?I?m ok, it?s not coming for me yet.? She replies as she?s now sitting
in the middle of the desert.?
 
?I just mean, you can?t protect yourself from stuff.?
 
?I?m way ahead of you big brother?
 
?Brother??
 
?Come on, put your back into it, a watcher scoffs at gravity.?
 
All of a sudden he?s staring at himself from the same ice cream truck he
was looking at later. He takes his seat at the wheel next to Anya while
the truck is already in motion.
 
?Do you know where you?re going? I keep thinking about getting back
into vengeance?
 
?Is that right??
 
?Well, you know how I miss it. I?m so at loose ends since I quit. I
think this is going to be a very big year for vengeance.?
 
?But, isn?t vengeance kind of...vengeful??
 
?You don?t want me to have a hobby!?
 
?Not a vengeance hobby, no. It?s dangerous. People can?t do anything
they want. Society has rules and borders and an end zone. It doesn?t
matter if...? before he can finish his thought, he?s interrupted by the
sound of two girls laughing from the back of the truck. He turns to see
Buffy and Willow holding one another, dressed racier than he?s ever seen
them. ?Do you mind, I?m trying to talk to my demon??
 
?Sorry.?
 
?We just think you?re really interesting.? Buffy says while not
breaking her smile and winking at him.
 
?Oh, I?m going places.?
 
?I?m way ahead of you.? came Willow?s reply. She whispers into Buffy?s
ear while caressing her upper leg just below her skirt. ?Watch this?
she kisses Buffy while Xander continues to stare at the two.
 
?Do you want to come in the back with us?? Buffy asks.
 
?Oh go on.? Anya tells him.
 
?I don?t have to.?
 
?I?ll be fine. I think I figured out how to steer by gesturing
emphatically.?
 
With that, Xander begins his journey towards his two best friends. As
he nears the back of the truck, he finds he?s become a Vulcan, and he?s
stepping on to the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. However, Captain
Kirk is now played by Christopher Walken. Kirk?s standing over an
injured ensign near the turbo-lift, and Dr. McCoy comes out from behind
Xander.
 
?Bones...this man...NEEDS...medical attention.?
 
?Damn it Jim, I?m a doctor not a...oh yeah never mind?
 
?You haven?t seen Buffy and Willow have you? I was supposed to join
them??
 
?Spock...who are...these...women??
 
?Ok, I took a wrong turn some place, I?m going to go to my room and look
for them there.? As he heads back toward the turbo-lift, he?s
approached by a strange bald man in a suit with glasses holding a tray
with cheese slices on it.
 
?These will not protect you? the man tells him
 
?Right, I?m going over here now.? He says as he steps onto the
turbo-lift. As the doors close behind him, he finds he?s back in his
basement. Sitting around his coffee table are Buffy, Willow, Tara,
Anya, and Faith playing strip poker. Faith appears to be winning since
she has her pants still while Buffy and Tara are in only their panties.
Anya and Willow both have their bras as well.
 
?Come on B, you?re low hand, so strip. I want to see that hot little
pussy of yours.? Faith demands
 
?She?s MINE, Faith. Don?t forget that.? Willow tells her
 
?Baby it?s not like she?s never seen it before. Remember that night in
your motel room after homecoming?? Buffy asks Faith
 
?MMMMMM how could I forget. Now off with the panties.? With that,
Buffy got up from her seat and took off her panties for all to see.
 
?Wow B, you weren?t shaved when we switched bodies. What, does Red like
her girls bald? You shaved too Tara??
 
?Wouldn?t you like to know?? Tara teases the brunette.
 
?You know I would.?
 
?Well, you?re going to just have to wait to find out.?
 
?Come on, you?re one bad hand from showing us anyhow?
 
?What?s in it for me??
 
?How about my tongue up your slit? Buffy can tell you I?m quite
experienced.?
 
?I think she taught Will everything she knows? Buffy affirms.
 
?HEY! What are you saying?? Willow asks her girlfriend?
 
?That you?re as good as Faith and Faith REALLY knows how to please a
girl.?
 
?All right, but you better keep your word.? Tara warns Faith as she
removes her panties too.
 
?So Red, I guess you DO like you girls smooth.?
 
?Actually, it?s just a happy coincidence? Tara explains.
 
?Well, actually...? Willow adds
 
?I?ll bet you?ll like this then.? Faith says as she peals off her
leather pants and her skimpy panties, revealing that she herself is
shaved too. She takes her bra off and kneels between Tara?s legs to
keep her promise.
 
?How do her breasts taste?? Buffy asks her lover while keeping her eyes
locked on Faith?s tongue sliding in and out of Tara?s bald sex.
 
?Only one way to know isn?t there?? Willow answers her before striping
off her bra and panties. She begins placing soft kisses all over Tara?s
left breast. Getting the hint, Buffy does the same to the right. Tara
moans in delight at the three girls orally pleasing her. After it seems
that she?s kissed and licked the entire breast, Buffy proceeds to suck
Tara?s erect nipple into her mouth. Feeling left out, Anya strips off
the last of her clothing and straddles Tara?s head. Tara reaches out
her tongue and parts Anya?s lips while caressing any part of Buffy and
Willow she can get her hands on. Soon, Anya lets out her own moans over
Tara?s own skillful tongue.
 
All of a sudden, the pounding on the basement door begins again. Xander
yells ?I know what?s up there? before the pounding on the door
intensifies. As much as he wants to stay and watch the five girls have
hot steamy sex on his couch, he rushes out the back door as the other
door is broken down.
 
He next finds himself in the halls of UC Sunnydale, with everything
having a distinct green and red coloring. He walks up to Giles who?s
snacking on an apple ?Giles? he says, trying to get the former watcher?s
attention
 
?Xander, what are you doing here??
 
?What?s after me??
 
?It?s because of what we did, I know that.? He takes a bite of his
apple
 
?What we did??
 
?Mm The others have gone on ahead. Now listen very carefully. Your life
may depend on what I?m about to tell you. You need to la maison où nous
sommes tous qui dorment. Tous vos amis ont un temps merveilleux et y
arrivent dessus avec leurs vies. La créature ne peut pas vous blesser
là.?
 
?What? Go Where? I don't understand.?
 
?Ce n'est pas le temps pour les jeux idiots.?
 
Just then, Anya approaches the two ?Xander, Il faut que tu viens avec
nous maintenant. On t'attends?
 
?C'est que j'ai vous dire.?
 
?Honey, I don't... I can't hear you.?
 
?C'est pas importante. Je t'escorte.?
 
?On y va? They begin dragging him way, just Giles and Anya at first, but
soon everyone in the hall is helping them
 
?Wait! Where we going? Where? Hey let go! Hey!? He soon finds him
self marching through the jungle, till he arrives in a dark room with a
cot in one corner. He kneels near the cot
 
?Where ya from Harris??
 
?Well the basement mostly?
 
?Where you born there??
 
?Possibly?
 
?I walked by your guidance counselor's office one time. A bunch of you
were sitting there. Waiting to be shepherded. I remember it smelled like
dead flowers. Like decay. Then it hit me. The hope of our nation's
future is a bunch of mulch.?
 
?You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you 
were eaten by a snake.?
 
?Where are you heading??
 
?Well, I'm supposed to meet Tara and Willow. And possibly Buffy's mom.?
 
Snyder wets his head as he responds to him. ?Your time is running out.?
 
?No, I'm just trying to get away. There's something I can't fight.?
 
?Are you a soldier??
 
?I?m a comfortador.?
 
?You?re neither. You're a whipping boy. Raised by mongrels and set on a
sacrificial stone.?
 
?I?m getting a cramp.? Xander states as he gets up. As he looks
around, he finds he?s elsewhere yet again. He soon realizes he?s in the
hall leading up to Buffy and Willow?s dorm. ?Buffy?? He asks as he
enters. He soon hears a growling behind him, which forces him to try
hiding in Willow?s closet. He paws he way past the clothes only to find
himself in an odd hallway. He keeps going, hoping to get away from
whatever?s chasing him, only to end up in his basement once again.
Something?s still pounding on the upstairs door. He walks over to the
steps, looking up at the door. ?That?s not the way out? he whispers?
Soon the door bursts open and the vague form of a man can be seen at the
top of the stairs.
 
?What the hell is wrong with you? You won't come upstairs? What are you
ashamed of us? Your mother's crying her guts out!?
 
?You don?t understand!? The man begins to descend the staircase
 
?No. You don't understand. The line ends here with us, and you're not
gonna change that. You haven't got the heart.? The man thrusts his
hands into his chest. As he looks down, he sees the hand is now covered
in rags. He looks up to see that the man has become a primitive woman.
 
In Buffy?s living room, Xander begins thrashing and gasping for breath
with Anya in his arms.
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You talk about your woman
I wish you could see mine
You talk about your woman
I wish you could see mine
Everytime she starts to loving
She brings eyesight to the blind
 
Eyesight To The Blind
Eric Clapton from The Who?s ?Tommy?
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Y ddraig goch ddry cychwyn
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Electronis Zappa
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