RE: End of the Month State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for January and February 2003

["Electronis Zappa" <electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Item 5:
Will the owner of the fire engine red mustang with the license plate;
?Stake_Em? please remove your car from the top of one Daniel Osborne of
Sunnydale Proper? your tires seem to have developed an odd form of
mange.
 
Er um that would be mine. The vandals who took the pump?s handle kinda
asked to borrow it for the weekend. Sorry for any inconvenience this
may have caused, I?ll take care of this immediately.
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There were Swedes to the left of him
Russians to the right
A Czech at the blueline looking for a fight
Brains over brawn, that might work for you
But what's a Canadian farm boy to do?
Hit Somebody!
 
Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song)
Warren Zevon featuring David Letterman
Warren, your ride's all most here. You'll be missed.
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Y ddraig goch ddry cychwyn
Welsh for "The Red Dragon will lead the way", the motto of Wales
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Tom Charles
<http://www.warbirdproductions.com/> www.warbirdproductions.com