Fic: Restless 3/6, NC17, B/W, Anya/misc (You'll see)

["Electronis Zappa" <electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Yay! About time. Sorry if it doesn?t make any sense. My new
girlfriend Jayne gave me a cold, so, as it says in the disclaimer, I?m
on an interesting combination of Nyquil and caffeine. Anyway, here ya
go. Enjoy and have wonderful Sunday?s everyone! (Go Matt, Orangemen,
B-Mets and B-Sens!)
 
Title: Restless (3/6)
Author: Electronis
Email: electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Buffy/Willow, Xander/Anya, other temporary pairings
Spoilers: Anything up to and including 616 ? Hell?s Bells is fair game
Disclaimer: Mutant Enemy owns characters from the Buffy Verse. ?Monty
Python and the Holy Grail? belongs to Monty Python. Susan Ivanova and
Babylon 5 belong to J. Michael Straczynski. Josie belongs to whoever
owns the rights to the Archie comics. ?The Immigrant Song? belongs to
Led Zeppelin. Duane, Desmond, Phil, Rusty, Jayne and Bubba belong to
that lump of grey matter in my skull currently hopped up on cold
medicine and caffeine.
Feedback: Most definitely.
Archive: my site www.electroniszappa.com. Anyone who wants it for
theirs, just let me know where it's going 
Summary: Anya dreams
Authors Note: Damien should get partial writing credits for this, he
knows which part is his. This is meant to be humorous, not offensive.
If you find this offensive in anyway, call a proctologist to see about
getting the stick out of your ass. What makes him and I Americans is
that we fully embrace a little known clause in the U.S. Constitution
called THE FIRST AMMENDMENT! Ok, enough from me, on to the fic.
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Previously:
In Buffy?s living room, Xander begins thrashing and gasping for breath
with Anya in his arms.
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Anya wakes to find that Apocalypse now has ended, to be replaced by
?Monty Python and the Holy Grail?. ?How long have I been asleep?? She
asks.
 
?About an hour and a half. Xander decided it was time for a ?British
guy? flick? Giles informs her.  
 
?Death awaits you all, with nasty big, pointy teeth? the enchanter
onscreen finishes up his warning by using his hand to illustrate the
teeth.
 
?What an eccentric performance? King Arthur comments
 
?Oh, this is the best part.? Giles adds as the characters on screen,
approach the cave of Caerbannog. Bones are strewn out on the ground in
front of the entrance. Soon, a small white rabbit can be seen exiting
the mouth of the cave.
 
?AHHHHH! I hate this part! Anya screams. ?You wonder why I?m afraid of
bunnies??
 
?An, you know bunnies aren?t really like that? Willow tells her.
 
?Easy for you to say, that thing is dead now, I actually saw it. Good
thing I was a demon or I wouldn?t have survived. Well, I?m going to get
a drink, anyone want anything?? Anya asks getting up to go to the
kitchen
 
?We?ll have coke please? Buffy asks for her and Willow
 
?A pint of maple syrup please? Giles requests
 
?Done and done?
 
When Anya enters the kitchen, she finds a bald man in a suit with
glasses. ?The toaster?s happier now.? He says, as he reveals that he
has covered the toaster with cheese slices.
 
?Good thing no one asked for toast.? she says as she gets the beverages
from the refrigerator. All of a sudden, she hears something banging on
the kitchen door. ?Go away, it?s not time for you yet?
 
As she steps out of the kitchen, she finds she?s in the green sector of
space station Babylon 5. She hears giggles coming from behind a nearby
door, so she pushes the doorbell to request entrance and answers ?It?s
me, Anya.? when asked who it was. The door opens to reveal Faith, Susan
Ivanova, and an unfamiliar redhead who reminds her of Rachel Leigh Cook
naked on the couch, kissing and caressing each other.
 
?Anya, come in, glad you could make it!? Ivanova greets her not getting
up. ?This is Josie, she?s a singer, only onboard for a few days, hope
you didn?t mind I invited her.?
 
?Nope, not at all, she?s so damn hot? Anya says as she sets down the
drinks she was carrying and starts stripping off her clothes. ?What do
you say we move this to the bed??
 
?Best idea I?ve heard so far.? Josie says while as she moves her hand
down Ivanova?s chest to her sopping wet pussy. She brushes her fingers
over so gently over the outer lips to tease the Russian Commander. 
 
Soon, all four girls are on Susan?s bed. Anya kisses the redhead
deeply, their tongues fighting for supremacy, neither actually winning.
Meanwhile, Faith begins by sucking at the junction of Ivanova?s neck and
shoulder, kissing and licking her way ever so slightly to her breasts.
She sucks a nipple into her mouth and teases it with her tongue before
gently grating her teeth over it. All the while she is pumping three
fingers in and out of Susan?s sex, purposely avoiding her clit and g
spot. ?Faaaaaaith? the Commander pants, her way of begging the sultry
brunette to give her the release she so desperately wants.
 
?Not yet my Russian beauty, we need to let them catch up first.? Anya
and Josie were still locked in a tight embrace, kissing passionately,
their roaming hands taking time to memorize every inch of bar flesh they
could reach. 
 
?Mmmmmm, your lips taste like strawberries, but right now, I?d rather
have some honey.? Anya says as she breaks the kiss and sees how wet
Faith?s become. She moves herself so she can let her tongue explore the
slayer?s most private area.
 
?Now Susan.? Faith whispers into her ear as she feels Anya enter her.
Susan moves to allow Faith to do the same to her, and also to give the
gorgeous redheaded songstress something to remember her visit to Babylon
5 by. Soon all four girls find themselves climaxing from the skillful
tongue in their center.
 
?Well, that was fun, but I really should get the drinks back to the
gang.? Anya says as she crawls her way out of bed and gets dressed.
 
?You?re welcome back anytime.? Susan tells her, as she curls up between
Faith and Josie.
 
Back in the hall, Anya hears a growl in the distance, moving towards
her. ?Great, still trying to get to me before I?m ready.? She says as
she walks off in the opposite direction. Soon, she finds a staircase
leading up to a door that has a monkey painted on it. As she begins to
ascend it, she hears a familiar song playing on the other side.
 
?How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore. Of how we
calmed the tides of War, We are your overlords? she heard Robert Plant
sing.
 
?Ah Zeppelin, how I miss them? she reminisces ?I so wish I didn?t grant
that girl?s wish to break them up.? She knocks on the door.
 
?Hey Bubba, it?s open.?
 
?Who?s Bubba?? She asks as she enters the apartment. There are four
men in their early twenties. Two of them, with long hair and beards,
are in recliners facing the television; a third, clean shaven with short
hair sits behind a computer, while the fourth, disheveled one, is passed
out on the couch.
 
?Sorry, he?s the guy who delivers the tacos. I?m Duane, this is Desmond
to my left, Phil?s the one glued to the monitor, and Rusty?s the lump on
the couch.?
 
?Nice to meet you, I?m Anya. What are you watching??
 
?Eh, nothing really, the War is the only thing on right now.? Desmond
answers
 
?CNN will return to U.P.S. presents Operation Iraqi Freedom after these
messages.?
 
?Oh, this commercial is so funny? Duane responds. On the screen,
Christopher Walken enters the Oval Office, and walks up to George W.
Bush.
 
?George?you have to?.send in?.the truck?. The commercial cuts toa
bunker in Iraq. A U.P.S. truck pulls up. The delivery man gets out and
knocks on the door. Saddam Hussein answers, wearing shorts and a ?I
still hate George Bush? t-shirt. He signs for the package, the delivery
man gets back in the truck and drives off. A few seconds later, a huge
explosion destroys the bunker.?
 
?Wait, George Bush is president, what month is this??
 
?March 2003. Why?? Phil answers
 
?I?m in the future. Can you tell me who won the last three Super Bowls?
I?d like to make some bets when I get back to my time.?
 
?Sorry, I don?t know.? Phil tells her
 
?Well maybe if you?d look at something on that computer other than gay
porn you?d be able to help the lady out? Desmond yells at him.
?Baltimore, New England, and Tampa Bay in that order. Also, British
Columbia, Calgary, and Montreal won the Grey Cup.?
 
?Grey Cup?? Phil questioned.
 
?In Clapton?s name??the championship of the Canadian Football League.
I?ve only know Jayne since August and she knows what it is. I?ve known
you my whole life and you still haven?t caught on.? Duane informs him
 
?I?m gay, I?m not supposed to know stuff like that.? Phil retorts
 
?You are a walking stereotype, you know that right? I?m going to go
call Jayne and see if she wants to go to a movie later. Dez, it?s your
turn to get the tacos, I paid last time? Duane says getting out of his
chair and heading towards his room.
 
?I?m going back to the living room, maybe I?ll see you guys again.?
 
?Not before dawn.? Desmond tells her as she walks out.
 
When she reaches the bottom of the steps, she finds she?s at the
Espresso Pump. Buffy and Willow are in a booth to the side, making out
with reckless abandon, not knowing or really even caring who?s watching
them. She notices Tara sitting at a table near by facing them, and sits
down with her. Again, she hears a growling in the distance.
 
?What?s that growling I keep hearing? Anya asks the blonde as she
glances at the happy couple.
 
?Nothing you need to worry about. You weren?t there, it?s not coming
for you. If I can offer a word of advice, don?t say yes to Xander, you
know as well as I do it won?t last.?
 
?Way ahead of you. I think I?m going to get together with Hallie
myself.?
 
?Good idea. Girls are more fun anyway.? Tara says as she winks at her.
?You should be going, you don?t want to hold the others up.?
 
?You?re right, I?ll see you around Tara.? With that, she heads outthe
door of the coffee shop. When she passes through it, she finds she?s
back in Buffy?s house. She goes to the living room, and finds Xander
still shaking on the floor. She shrugs, and sits on the opposite end of
the couch where Buffy and Willow are now sleeping. The last thing she
sees before she falls asleep is Giles peacefully sleeping in the easy
chair.
 
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Time time time for another peaceful war
 
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner
Warren Zevon
 
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There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every time I'm in
Georgia I eat a peach for peace
 
Duane Allman
 
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Y ddraig goch ddry cychwyn
 
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Electronis Zappa
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