Challenge: Dream A Little Dream (Buffy/Willow/Kaylee)

["Electronis Zappa" <electronis@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I was contemplating saving this for Restless 5, but the little green
gnome I?ve been arguing with for the past half hour or so said I should
issue it as a challenge. Yes, I know I?m crazy, but that?s beside the
point. Anyway, as you should be able to surmise from the subject, this
is a Buffy-Firefly crossover. Willow dreams about herself and Buffy in
the Firefly-verse. Of course she and Buffy are a couple. They somehow
end up on Serenity, and take a liking to Kaylee. How do they get
together? What kind of fun do they have? Do River, Inara and/or Zoë
join in? That?s all up to you, but it must be at least Buffy, Willow,
and Kaylee. 
 
Must Haves
~ Space monkeys
~ Jayne chuckling over the movie ?Reservoir Dogs? 
~ River running around the ship nude without a care
~ Dawn dyeing her hair red to win a girl?s affection.
 
That?s all the gnome suggested. I?ll archive any responses at my site
unless you tell me not to. Don?t post R or NC17 fics to Buffy Loves
Willow. 
 
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