Re: End of the Month State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for March 2003

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: The Director of Public Safety, all Department Heads, and all other
interested parties
FROM: The United Vegetable Empire
SUBJECT: End of the Month State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for
March 2003


Item 2:
Regarding the Saint Patrick's Day Cabbage Stampede... er...Tater? You want
to come and get the Cabbage and Carrot that are sitting on top of the
flagpole outside of City Hall of Sunnydale Proper? They are beginning to
freak out the humans who work in the building... especially the
mid-afternoon singing contest the two keep getting into... there are reports
that our tone deaf rocks are joining in and all sorts of windows and other
glass objects are now breaking as a result.


Do I have to? We just got them off the Palace roof. They won't stop with
the singing and we were starting to consider making cole slaw. Or at the
very least getting them some voice lessons.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)
Head: United Vegetable Empire