Gutter and Woods Outback Report - Swamp Div.

[GHRDR <ghrdr@xxxxxxxxx>]

TO: All Department Heads, the United Vegetable
Empire, and all other interested parties

FROM: The Lord of the Marshes and Outer Reaches

SUBJECT: Gutter and Woods Outback Report - Swamp Div.



Item One:
Tater, the Cabbage and Carrot that was setting on
the flagpole have gone to the big poduce patch in the
sky. They went quickly and with a song in their souls.
I was at the base of the flagpole telling the Golden
Slayer how 'sweet and innocent' I am so she will let
Dawnie come visit me when the lighting bolt came out
of the sky. Fortunatly, I wasn't hit but unfortunatly
the Cabbage and Carrot were deep-fried.

Item One Add-on:
They tasted great with Blue-cheese dressing.....


Item Two:
Oh Batty One, I finally got the modifications to
the blender done. It was hard adding the 4 horsepower
engine to it but I manage to get it to run and stay
together. I'll meet with you later and we'll throw
back a couple of fanged Bloody Marys....


Item Three: 
The Amazon Nation is in an uproar. Someone *looks
at grinning Gopher* decided to take their cubs out and
show them the right way to run a panty raid. I know
it's important to teach them young but you forgot to
fill out form 26q-9t-33 thus causing a scheduling
confilct. The Amazons are 'really' ticked that their
"Night of Love's Scream", which is their celebration
of the Warrior and Bard's wedding day, was rudely
interupted....


Item Four: 
About the Bail Fund. It has come to our attention
that the emergency bail fund is seriously low right
now becuase of mis-management. Quin, remember that
drawing on an inside straight is not a good idea.
Until further notice blame all illegal activities on
the Sunnydale U college students and not as
pride-points for yourselves.


Item Five:
A request for more "Thine Own Self" and other
unfinished fics has come from the Gutter and Woods
Libriarian. If the writers can, please send in some
updates so she will put the meter stick down and leave
me and Shadow alone.

Back to the mayhem....

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Ghrdr
Lurking Gator, Mad Torturer...1st Class, C-I-C of the Viking Pigs, Arch Duke of Hell(in training)

There can be no great genius without a touch of madness, in my case I'm a bit more touched...

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