FIC: Virtuality III - R for language - B/W

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Title: Virtuality III
Pairing: B/W
Rating: R for language
Disclaimers: the usual.
Spoilers: Season 4 (but rather AU)
Feedback: Yeah!
Distribution: Ask first.
Notes: This is the next part in the Virtuality series. This fic has grown beyond my ability to sufficiently contain it, so I asked for help and boy, did I ever receive! This work has fundamentally changed; it is no longer awork of fanfiction, per se... it is now more along the lines of performance art. And so, I present to you, Virtuality III as performed by the Dead Parrot Society!
Cast:  
IceQueen81: Serenity
Hermione: Kirayoshi
ToniToniToni: Rainne
LeeMonster: Mistress Aby
Cheer2Live: Wicked Faith
UCSDWicca: Big Poppa Evil
PurpleHayes: Electronis Zappa
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--You have entered UCSDChatGirlzOnly-
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has entered the room.
*AUTOHOST: //Cheer2Live has entered the room.
IceQueen81: Hey
ToniToniToni: ice, cheer, hey yall
IceQueen81: what's up?
Cheer2Live: Hey Toni
Cheer2Live: I can't sleep
ToniToniToni: me neither
IceQueen81: Me either
ToniToniToni: i keep thinking about this hellmouth thing
Cheer2Live: Well good
Cheer2Live: I keep thinking about Tara
Cheer2Live: Is that bad?
ToniToniToni: lol
ToniToniToni: lusty
IceQueen81: Huh?
IceQueen81: Did I miss something?
ToniToniToni: oh... ice... yes, you did
IceQueen81: What's going on?
Cheer2Live: Umm... You know will's friend from wicca group?
ToniToniToni: i imagine will hasnt had a chance to fill u in
IceQueen81: Yeah...
Cheer2Live: I'm her gf
IceQueen81: No...no filling of any in...
IceQueen81: ohhh
Cheer2Live: *grins at Ice*
ToniToniToni: oh and also she told us that you're the slayer which, WOW! Fucking COOL!
IceQueen81: WHat?
IceQueen81: Slayer?
Cheer2Live: Yes, slayer
ToniToniToni: well, it came up in conversation
IceQueen81: No...you must be mistaken
Cheer2Live: Buffy... I know Cordelia and Angel
Cheer2Live: I know who you are
ToniToniToni: the shadow knows LOL
IceQueen81: Uhhh...
Cheer2Live: Didn't mean it to come off like that
IceQueen81: **sighs**
ToniToniToni: and we also know about the hellmouth and all
IceQueen81: Well...I guess it can't be helped now
ToniToniToni: we knew about the hellmouth before willow spilled tho
ToniToniToni: or at least i did
ToniToniToni: {--witch
Cheer2Live: One kick ass dyke
Cheer2Live: *grins*
Cheer2Live: {--Cheerleader
IceQueen81: Well...Sunnyhell does have a high mortality rate
ToniToniToni: and vampires
Cheer2Live: Tell me about it
IceQueen81: It makes you wonder if people around her are actually ignorant...Or if they just don't care...
ToniToniToni: i slept with a vampire. She bit.
IceQueen81: I did too
ToniToniToni: yeah? not Darla i hope.
IceQueen81: No biting though...Wait, there was this one time...but...nevermind
ToniToniToni: cuz if so then got sloppy seconds
Cheer2Live: I feel left out now
IceQueen81: No...not Darla
IceQueen81: No thanks
ToniToniToni: Cheer, we can find u a vamp to boink, then u can be in the club ;-)
Cheer2Live: Nah, I've got my Tara
IceQueen81: Angel
Cheer2Live: You slept with Angel??
ToniToniToni: you slept with Angel?
Cheer2Live: He's cute for a guy
ToniToniToni: *blinks*
Cheer2Live: I mean, in high school, I would have had him as prom king... 
ToniToniToni: i.... i heard about that. but i didnt know it was you.
IceQueen81: How did you hear?
ToniToniToni: in fact i thought it was a load of bullshit... i mean, a vampire with a soul?
IceQueen81: Yeah...Well, he didn't have one after we were through
ToniToniToni: but... then... i thought the Slayer was a myth until Willow said you were one
ToniToniToni: i know. *hugs Ice*
ToniToniToni: I heard about it all after the fact
Cheer2Live: Wow
IceQueen81: **hugs back**
IceQueen81: It's still kinda hard to think about
IceQueen81: I try not to
ToniToniToni: hey at least you dont have to worry about that with Willow *weak smile*
Cheer2Live: Yeah, true
IceQueen81: Yeah...Wills is great
Cheer2Live: *smiles from couch*
ToniToniToni: yeah tell us more about that :-)
IceQueen81: It could never have worked with Angel
ToniToniToni: *considers getting on the couch with Cheer but then remembersthat gf has a taser*
IceQueen81: And I honestly think I only went with Angel because I thought I'd never have a chance in hell with Willow
Cheer2Live: I know how that goes, ICe
IceQueen81: Yeah
ToniToniToni: well now that you have Willow... how're things?
Cheer2Live: yes.. details!
IceQueen81: I have one would that sums it all up...It's a Willow word...
ToniToniToni: including positions, please ;-)
IceQueen81: Supercallafragalisticexpealladoshes
ToniToniToni: ROFL
IceQueen81: Hehehe
Cheer2Live: *gives Toni a high-five* You bad ass
Cheer2Live: wow
IceQueen81: Exactly
Cheer2Live: I just call Tara magically delicious
ToniToniToni: glad it's so good
IceQueen81: It's better than good
ToniToniToni: oh, see, for me, the lesbian world is like a bag of Lay's potato chips... betcha i cant eat just one {eg}
Cheer2Live: I'll bet
Cheer2Live: lol, Toni
IceQueen81: Willow knows me so well...We've been through so much together already
Cheer2Live: That's what she was saying
IceQueen81: I don't have to worry about anything with her
ToniToniToni: yeah ice, so tell us....
ToniToniToni: when Wilow was a vampire....
Cheer2Live: *rolls eyes*
IceQueen81: Hehehe
ToniToniToni: wer you still attracted to her?
IceQueen81: That was horrible
Cheer2Live: I've heard She was way hot in the leather tho
IceQueen81: Yeah...I still loved her
Cheer2Live: *grins at Ice*
ToniToniToni: sick, dude. LOL
IceQueen81: That's why it was so hard that night
Cheer2Live: Shove it, Toni. You did Darla!
IceQueen81: I was so broken
ToniToniToni: yeah but i didnt know she was a vamp til afterward
Cheer2Live: eeewwww beyond gross
Cheer2Live: Ok, I'm glad I'm not a part of the group now
IceQueen81: I thought I'd have to shove a stake through the woman I loved more than life itself
ToniToniToni: oh man
Cheer2Live: ouch
ToniToniToni: harsh
IceQueen81: It was harder than dealing with Angel
Cheer2Live: Angel was a backup
IceQueen81: But when we found out that she was all right...
ToniToniToni: oh man. i cant imagine.
IceQueen81: Well, I thanked every star
Cheer2Live: She said you tried to sqeeze the life out of her
ToniToniToni: skeeze LOL
IceQueen81: Yeah...well, let's say I was beyond happy
Cheer2Live: again with the bite me, Toni
ToniToniToni: you keep offering that
IceQueen81: LoL
Cheer2Live: I don't know why she's so afraid of Tara
IceQueen81: Tara seems like a sweet girl
ToniToniToni: like i said earlier... i'm afriad she'll hit me in the crotchwith that thing and I'll lose the use of my clit.
Cheer2Live: It might do you some good
Cheer2Live: She is, Ice... 
ToniToniToni: to be non-functional? impotent? I think not.
IceQueen81: =D
Cheer2Live: *sighs*
Cheer2Live: Although, Ice.. we both thought the same thing about our girls?
IceQueen81: What do you mean?
Cheer2Live: You thought Will was all into Tara, and I thought Tara was cheating on me with Willow
Cheer2Live: Before I knew it was Willow
Cheer2Live: Cause you know, I don't get out much
IceQueen81: Yeah...well, it's all been cleared up
Cheer2Live: I'm glad
*AUTOHOST: //Cheer2Live has left the room.
ToniToniToni: all right miss buffy let's talk for a minute, witch to slayer
IceQueen81: Okay...
ToniToniToni: what's going on around here? i mean, yeah, hellmouth, but...commandos?
IceQueen81: That's...Another story
IceQueen81: It's weird
ToniToniToni: tell me about it. maybe i can help.
IceQueen81: Well...I'm not big on the military, but it seems that they workfor the government, trying to research demons...
ToniToniToni: "mother, should i trust the government?"
IceQueen81: I haven't got all the details yet
IceQueen81: But I want to find out...I think there's more to it
ToniToniToni: will said something abuot them chipping a vampire and trying to build an army. You're holding out on me.
IceQueen81: Maybe...A little...
ToniToniToni: well spill/
ToniToniToni: it goes no further than me
IceQueen81: Well, there is this vampire...His name is Spike...He's always gotten on my nerves...These commando guys, put some kind of microchip in hisbrain
IceQueen81: It makes it so that he can't hurt anyone
ToniToniToni: a nice trick if you can duplicate it
IceQueen81: One of their lead scientists tried to create a biological weapon...She named him Adam
IceQueen81: He killed her and is now rampaging on his own
IceQueen81: We're trying to find a way to stop him
ToniToniToni: jesus
IceQueen81: Yeah...But don't worry
IceQueen81: We always find a way
IceQueen81: I hope
ToniToniToni: yeah. do me a favor... email me everything you know about this thing and any kind of leads that you have. I'll research.
IceQueen81: Well, we can always use the help
IceQueen81: You should keep in touch with Will...She's our research gal
ToniToniToni: who can't?
IceQueen81: You can trade notes with her
ToniToniToni: yeah. i'll do that. But ask her to email me that stuff.
ToniToniToni: i wouldn't know where to start otherwise. Frankenstein monsters you dont meet every day.
IceQueen81: Yeah
IceQueen81: He really is the embodiment of Frankenstein
IceQueen81: I'll tell Wills when I get a chance
ToniToniToni: k
IceQueen81: I still can't believe you all found out...I'm supposed to be secret identity girl here
ToniToniToni: well....
ToniToniToni: but i really thought the slayer was a myth
IceQueen81: Maybe I should just tell the world
IceQueen81: =(
ToniToniToni: no... that might get you locked up
IceQueen81: In an insane asylum
ToniToniToni: exactly.
ToniToniToni: Thing is, people like you and i and willow and tara are drawnto one another
ToniToniToni: it's this thing... it's like a magnetic pull... we're meant to all work together as a team, ya know?
IceQueen81: Yeah...I guess it's kinda like the same as why demons are pulled towards the Hellmouth
ToniToniToni: like calls to like
ToniToniToni: except for the watcher's council.
IceQueen81: Yeah...But I guess I was lucky to have someone like Giles
IceQueen81: He's my support
ToniToniToni: and giles is...?
IceQueen81: I dunno what I'd do without him...My Watcher
IceQueen81: Well...Ex-Watcher
ToniToniToni: works for the council, does he?
IceQueen81: Not anymore
ToniToniToni: oh. good to know.
IceQueen81: Yeah...But Giles has always been different from the other people on the Council
ToniToniToni: that's a positive thing. I'm rather suspect of the council'smotives. they seem to pop up in a lot of places they ought not to be.
IceQueen81: Giles has been like the father I never had
ToniToniToni: that's very cool. : i'm glad you got a good one.
IceQueen81: Thanks. I am too.
ToniToniToni: when i was a kid, there was a voodoo priestess who lived nextdoor. She had some problems with a council guy.
IceQueen81: Otherwise I don't think I'd be here right now
IceQueen81: Ohhh
IceQueen81: If I didn't have my friends or Giles...I actually know for a fact that I'd be dead right now
ToniToniToni: well we're all glad you're not
IceQueen81: Me too
ToniToniToni: well listen... i'm pretty beat, so i'm gonna head for bed
ToniToniToni: but yiou have will send me that stuff
IceQueen81: okay
IceQueen81: I'll get Willow to send it...I promise
IceQueen81: I have to go too
ToniToniToni: k
IceQueen81: The lady calls
ToniToniToni: go be with your girl ;-)
IceQueen81: Thanks for everything
ToniToniToni: no plm
IceQueen81: Talk to you soon!
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has left the room.
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~~The Dead Parrot Society
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"Hey, party in my eye socket and everyone's invited!" - Xander
"You know Buffy: sweet girl; not that bright." - Willow
"The earth is definitely doomed." - Giles
"I got mad skills!" - Faith
"I'm not worried...?" - Buffy
-- Chosen -- Buffy 7x22 -- Final Episode --
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