Fic: Immortal Pair bk3 ch39

["oom00nstar" <Hhdouglas@xxxxxxx>]

title: Immortal Pair
author: Hhdouglas
postings: anywhere that wants it
summary: multi crossover
spoilers: none
disclaimers: I do not own the rights to the shows i am just using 
them in a fanfic story with characters of my own creation
warning: this chapter is rated pg13
age warning: for those 17 and over who have an open mind


Eddie and Chavo Guerrero were making their way through the dance 
crowd looking for the two ladies that Eddie had seen dancing together.
A minute later Chavo spotted them through an opening in the crowd.
Chavo reached out to his right and tapped his uncle on the shoulder 
before motioning him to follow him.Eddie followed Chavo until Chavo 
suddenly stopped walking and nodded his head toward the two 
ladies.Eddie turned to look at the two women and he instantly 
realized that they were a bit younger than he had thought they were 
when he saw them from a distance.Eddie stepped closer to Chavo and he 
said i hate to say it Chavo but they look a bit young for us.Chavo 
turned to face his uncle.Chavo said yes they are young but they are 
still old enough for us not to get into any trouble.Eddie hesitated 
for a moment and he said your right and if they are wrestling fans we 
might both get lucky tonight.In an afterthought Eddie said Chavo if 
we do get lucky make sure to use protection because there is no 
telling what can be caught in this town.

Buffy and Willow were dancing about seven feet from where the 
Guerreros were standing.Even with the loud music both of them were 
able to hear Eddie and Chavo's conversation.Buffy and Willow stopped 
dancing and they turned to face the two men.They both recognized them 
instantly since they both watched any wrestling shows that they could 
so that they could look for any new moves the wrestlers used which 
they could learn to do.

A few moments later the song ended and Eddie and Chavo turned to 
look at the two ladies who they were about to approach.The next 
second they both stopped when they saw the two women were facing them 
and they looked angry.Eddie opened his mouth to say something but 
Buffy just held up a hand and said dont bother saying anything more 
we already heard more than enough.Chavo said what are you talking 
about Chica.Willow stepped up beside Buffy and she said what she is 
talking about is the conversation that the two of you had while the 
song was playing which we couldnt help but overhear.Buffy said dont 
bother trying to tell us that we misunderstood what you were saying 
because we know we didnt.Willow said by the way you never stood a 
chance of getting lucky with us even if we are wrestling fans.Buffy 
said do yourselves a favor and go try and find some other ladies to 
get lucky with.

Buffy turned to face Willow and she said come on lets go get a 
drink.Willow said ok but then she remebered what Eddie had said about 
protection.Willow said hold on Buffy before we head for the bar we 
should warn them.Buffy turned to face Willow and she said what are 
you talking about.Willow looked at Buffy and she said I'm talking 
about the viral disease that has been going around Sunnydale for the 
last couple of months.Buffy look at Willow puzzled and Willow said 
come on you remeber the one easily transmitted by bodily fluids the 
doctor warned us about when went for our physical two days ago.Buffy 
caught on and she turned to face the Guerreros.Buffy said its lucky 
for you two that my mate remebered about that or you two could easily 
have found yourself in real trouble especially since rubbers wont 
stop people from cathcing it.Chavo looked at Willow and he said there 
is a viral disease going around this town.Willow said yes but 
fortunately their is a treatment for it for those who catch it.Buffy 
said yes but those who go for the treatment are quarantined for the 
period of time it takes for the treatment to get the disease under 
full control.Willow said according to our doctor it can easily take a 
month or more for that to happen.Eddie looked at Chavo and he said 
while we are here we are abstaining and Chavo said you got that right.

Willow said come on lets go to the bar and get that drink you 
mentioned.Buffy and Willow started walking in the direction of the 
bar but a few seconds later they heard Eddie yell out a thank you to 
them for warning him and Chavo.When Buffy was sure they were out of 
the Guerreros sight she leaned over to Willow.Buffy said Willow that 
was an absolutely brilliant idea and i am glad that we were able to 
keep them from approaching anyone else.Willow said i am glad to but 
to be truthfull it was what Eddie Guerrero said about using 
protection if they got lucky that gave me the idea.Buffy thought a 
second and then she said but what about all the other wrestlers we 
should get word around to them as well.Willow said i am pretty sure 
that the Guerreros will handle that for us but it might not hurt if 
he arrange for a team of paramedics and a doctor to visit their motel 
and backup our story.Buffy grinned and she said lets go to the 
bathroom before getting the drink we can make a phone call where no 
one can overhear us.

About ten minutes later Buffy and Willow walked up to the bar and 
sat down on two barstools.A female bartender that was wearing a santa 
claus hat walked up and she asked them what they wanted to drink.
Willow said well i am in the mood for something really strong.Buffy 
said so am i and i know the perfect drink for us to get because Lara 
mentioned having one.Buffy turned to the bartender and she said give 
us both a long island iced tea.The bartender looked at Willow and 
said is that drink ok with you.Willow said yes it is a long island 
iced tea is just what i need.The bartender looked over at Buffy and 
she said I'm sorry but i am required by the club to check with 
everyone when someone orders a drink for someone else.Buffy smiled 
and she said i understand and i must say that is a good rule for the 
club to have.The bartender said two island iced teas coming right up 
and then she got to work fixing them.

Buffy and Willow had just been given their drinks when a large man 
walked up to the bar a few stools away from them and he placed to 
large beer pitchers on top of the bar.The female bartender walked 
over to him and she said do you want a refill Mr.Simmons.Ron Simmons 
said yes i do and by the way can i get a couple bowls of pretzels or 
peanuts for me and my friends to snack on.The bartender said sure 
I'll get you some after i fill up these pitchers.

Buffy looked to her right when she heard the bartender call someone 
Mr.Simmons and she was shocked to see Ron Simmons.Buffy got up off 
her barstool and she walked over to him.Buffy tapped him on the 
shoulder and she said sir i dont mean to bother you but can i ask for 
your autograph.Ron Simmons turned to face her and he said of course 
you can its no bother for me to give my autograph.A second later Ron 
Simmons looked around and he said you wouldnt happen to have any 
paper i could do it on because i consider it awfull tacky to put my 
autograph on a napkin and thats all i see thats available.A cheshire 
grin appeared on Buffy's face and she said i have something a whole 
lot better than a piece of paper.Buffy opened up her purse which was 
almost completely empty and she pulled out a small photo album.Ron 
Simmons looked at Buffy wondering what she was doing and he wasnt the 
only one Willow who was still sitting on the barstool was too as she 
watched her lover.Buffy opened the photo album and she pulled out a 
8x10 picture.Buffy said please autograph this and she handed it to 
him.Ron Simmons took the picture expecting it to be a picture of him 
in a wrestling outfit but he was completely shocked that instead it 
was a picture of him in his old Seminole college football uniform.Ron 
Simmons looked at Buffy and he said you are a bit young to have been 
a fan of mine in my college football days.Buffy said I am a fan of 
yours but it was my father Hank Summers who got me into being a fan 
of yours.Ron said so is this for you or for your father.Buffy said 
well its for my father his birthday is coming up next month and an 
autographed picture of you was the best idea for a present i could 
think of getting him.Ron said so you came to the club just to get my 
autograph.Buffy said oh no i came to enjoy myself but i brought the 
picture just in case i ran into you by accident although i had 
planned to try to get your autograph at the Raw show.Ron Simmons 
pulled out a pen and not only signed the picture but wrote something 
on it as well for Buffy's father.

Ron Simmons saw that the pictchers of beer and several bowls of 
peanuts and pretzels had been placed on two trays that were right in 
front of him.Ron said well it was nice meeting you and i hope your 
father likes the picture but i have to be getting back to my friends 
and our poker game.Buffy said hey let me help you carry those over 
there and she reached for one of the trays.Ron stopped her and he 
said thanks for the offer but i can handle it and anyway some of the 
guys dont like people hanging around watching us play cards.Buffy 
said well it was nice to meet you Mr.Simmons and i really appreciate 
you autographing the picture.Ron said it was my pleasure and please 
call me Ron almost everyone else does.