Re: Outback and Gutter Report for July via Swamp HQ

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: All Interested Parties
From: The United Vegetable Empire
Re: The End of the Month Woods Outback and Gutter
Report for July 



>Item Three..
> Tater, will you please go check on the Demonic
>Cabbages. They have been *way* too quiet lately. The
>last time they was this quiet over half of them was
>depressed to the point of ritual suicide. If you
>remember the last time they did it they drowned their
>sorrows with a jar of mayonnaise each and then jumped
>into the blender they had set-up in the Gutter
>offices. Shadow and me are still finding coleslaw in
>the corners.


Unfortunately, we're busy over here with The Great Carpet project. We're
having the entire palace recarpeted, all at once. This requires packing up
the entire contents of the palace and moving it all to the garage. That or
learning to levitate everything. We haven't managed to get the hang of that
levitation thing. We also need a bigger garage. We'll send someone over to
check on the cabbages as soon as the Carpet Project is done. We'd go get
them and make them move furniture, but we're afraid of what they'd do with it. 


tater (Vegetables of the world, move that couch!)
Head: United Vegetable Empire.