Tweyelite,
Welcome to the Gutter and the
Sunnydale Woods Outback! We're glad to have you here. I'm your resident travel
agent and just so you can avoid any early problems please beware the Vampire
Tomato patch and the Killer Cabbages down south, they are presently at war
again. Tater (Our resident Lord Ruler of the United Vegetable Empire <G>)
is presently in negotiations to resolve this *fruitless* conflict. (Hee!
Hee! Hee!)
Any questions about security or
other List Matters please refer to our Chief of Security, Quindo Ma and if
you can find her, our resident Vampire Fruit Bat and Director of Public
Safety for SECoLGA, Shadow, is here to torment you as well!
<BG> Please also
note that the Dark Slayer does not share Alex the Scooter Tramp and vie-versa.
There are a host of others here; Gator, Bear, the Dread Parrot Yoshi, Carol -
our resident expert on all things with whips, chains and Leather. And last but
not least we have Sam Koala. I'm sure you'll see him driving by in his garishly
painted orange and yellow HoverTank with the snarling grin on the front and if
you don't he might run you over by accident in his rush to stop any invasion by
Spuffy or Riley 'shippers into our little domain.
Yes welcome to the insanity that
is considered SANE here in our List Gutter. :-D
Bill Gopher
Vice-President of Lawyerial
Affairs and Monetary Embezzlement
Proud Card-Carrying member of
GWBNS (Get Willow and Buffy Naked Society)
Middle finger of the Hand of
Chaos
Proud Papa to Matthew, Alex (and
soon to be Elizabeth Ellette) Gopher
Travel Agent Extrordinaire to
the Sites and Sounds in the Woods Outback, the Amazon Village and all places
in-between. <EG>
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