Re: State of the Gutter and Woods Outback Report for August-October 2003

[Squall Leonhart <mcmacladdie@xxxxxxxxx>]

--- ShadowDrake

wrote:

Item 10: Gutter Security Alert: the Office of Gutter Intelligence, Wild Rumours and Innuendos has issued the following statement, which reads in part: “The BS-shippers are conspiring with the zombie-yams, the snow pea people of Pluto, and the Napoleon croissant-smugglers of West Ontario to turn Tater into a lemon-grass addict so they can take over the United Vegetable Empire and order the cucumber assassins to capture the fabled ‘Golden Zucchini’ to be sacrificed to the Veggie-cult of the demi-pumpkin, Van Pelt .”

Tater… I take it you will be handling this problem personally and I should ignore the reports of screaming veggies and the smell of roasted garlic for a while?? Of course, the Office of Gutter Safety and Security will do what we can to assist you and your loyal veggies in taking care of the zombie-yams and the snow pea people… if it is only to help set up the buffet tables and make sure the demonic cabbage patch is not mistaken for a parking lot again.

I've authorized the dispatch of a group of SeeDs, and they will be helping with the situation. I tried to get Griever to go, but the overgrown housecat *glares in the direction of the large, winged, blue lion* said something about missing his favorite show.

Having said that, I now have to look into reports of spy cameras being installed in the bedroom of Quistis and Shiva, as well as some strangely-colored furballs.

--Squall Leonhart

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