TO: All Interested Parties
FROM: Director of Public
Safety
SUBJECT: Gutter Report Add-on Note
Please note that there
is not a type on Item 5 of
the November Gutter Report. While the
ultra-religious and sexually repressed monks did steal the Lost Temple and
Nudist Spa of Aphrodite of Demoana in the ‘sixth century’… they were more
concerned about retribution from ‘second century’ Gutter and Woods Outback Dwellers. Yes it does sound rather… strange… even
by our standards, I can only say that these are
ultra-religious and sexually repressed monks we’re talking about and there is
no telling how warped and demented their logic and rationalization skills
are. I mean come on… these guys
shave bald-spots in the back of their heads willingly for crying out loud.
Anyway that is my story
and I’m sticking too it… the ‘second century’ line is due to demented
undersexed monks and not due to me changing the year at the last moment to make
the joke funnier and forgetting to change all the references to ‘second century’
to ‘sixth century’. Nope… none at
all… it is all the crazy monks fault!
And not the small furry fruit napping purring menace of a beast, who was
composing the Gutter Report while feeling rather sleepy. Now that we got that settled I’m off to
bed… my pillow is calling my name.
:: grins wickedly with halo at an angle over a small devilish horn
mischief shining clear in the sleepy little trouble-maker’s eyes ::
… … … you guys aren’t
buying a word of this are you? :-D
WolfShadow -
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screen name: Drakos Hammer
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