Missing Scene From Beneath You

["ebailey140" <ebailey140@xxxxxxx>]

Something that only I would notice...

Anya:  You were saying?

Woman:  Umm& I want more quesadillas?

Anya:  Before that.

Woman:  A margarita?

Anya:  After that.

Woman:  Oh, yeah, God, my boyfriend's spineless. He should just& you
know, he should just be spineless for real.

Anya:  No spine! Got it. I can do that.

Woman:  (confused) What do you mean?

Anya:  See honey, what I'm driving this towards here is sometimes 
don't you just wish that (sees Xander enter) Oh, penis.

Xander approaches her table along with Nancy, Buffy and Spike.

Xander;  (to Nancy)  Is this the one you talked to?

Nancy nods and Anyanka gives the young woman at her table a 
placating smile..

Anya:  I'll tell you what, why don't we put a pin in it? Why don't 
you go get yourself a drink and we'll pick it up in a few.

Confused, the woman gets up and heads for the bar.

Anya:  (annoyed) You guys, I am working here.

Buffy lays her sword down on the table in front of Anyanka.

Buffy:  We noticed.

Spike:  That's why we're here.

Xander:  Right. Did you turn this nice lady's ex into a giant worm
monster?

Anya:  (laughs) Yes.

Nancy:  No way! Are you saying that that thing was Ronnie?

Anya:  You wish it, I dish it. I thought we were clear on this. I 
didn't think you were gonna go all narc on me.

Buffy:  (to Nancy) You wished your ex was a worm?

Nancy:  We were just talking.

Xander:  Anya has a way of making things happen.

Anya:  I had a quota, the guy had it coming. What's the big?

Nancy:  I think I'm going to be sick..

Buffy:  Anya, that thing you created burst through solid pavement and
ate her dog.

Anya is horrified.

Anya:  Oh, puppy!

Xander:  Wait! That gets your sad noise? People's lives are in 
danger and you give it up for the Yorkie?

Anya:  You never understood me, Xander.

Nancy:  Xander, who is this woman?

Xander:  Anya? She's& Anya. My ex.

Nancy:  Oh.

Anya:  Hey, nobody's bragging here!

She gets up and starts to leave but Spike grabs her.

Anya:  Hey! Hands off the merchandise, Spike. You don't get to go 
there again.

Spike:  Please& I've already forgotten about our little time 
together.

Nancy:  I thought you were Xander's ex-girlfriend?

Anya:  I am.

Nancy:  But you and Spike?

Anya:  Had a thing.

Spike:  Didn't last.

Nancy:  But weren't you Buffy's&

Spike:  Briefly.

Buffy:  Never serious.

Nancy:  Is there anyone here who hasn't slept together?

Xander and Spike exchange a look.

Anya:  Look, at least we're all bipeds which is more than I can say 
for Ronnie the Worm Boy.

Spike:  Wait a minute!  (to Buffy)  You didn't exchange a look with 
anybody!

Buffy:  What are you TALKING about?!!

Spike:  Just now!  When Nancy, here, asked if there was anybody at 
this table who'd hadn't slept together.  Xander and I exchanged a 
look, indicating we haven't, but you...

Buffy:  We're kind of busy, here...

Spike:  And I notice these two aren't issuing any denials, either!

Buffy:  Sigh...  OK, fine.  It was after we split up.  It was an 
engagement present.  Now...

Spike:  What?  You just wrapped yourself up in a bow and gave 
yourself to them?!!

Anya:  (smiling)  Yes!  It was my idea!

Spike:  YOUR...

Anya:  Xander had always wanted orgasms with her...  And, well, I'd 
always wanted to try a Slayer.  They have quite the rep, you know.  
And she was well beyond expectations.

Spike:  True...

Anya:  In fact, I want to do it with her, again.  (to Buffy)  After 
we're done here, of course...  

Buffy:  Anya, we've got a situation, here!  And, you're a demon, 
again!  I'm swearing off demons!

Xander:  Is there a patch for that?

Buffy:  And, even if I wasn't, Willow's coming home, soon!  I'll 
need to rebond with her when she gets back.

Anya:  Hey!  I want to rebond with her, too!

Buffy:  You NEVER bonded with her!

Anya:  Yeah, well...  I want to bond with her the first time, then!  
When I see her again, I'll make suggestive bonding comments.

Buffy:  She's mine to bond with!  OK?

Anya:  What about Xander?  He'll want to bond with her!

Xander: Yeah!  (considers)  Um...

Anya:  I know!  We'll ALL bond with her!  Give her a big welcome 
home.  

Spike:  Sounds good...

Buffy:  Maybe she doesn't WANT to bond with...  everybody here...

Anya:  It's what we should have done with you, you know...  Last 
year?  Only Spike did.  You'd think Willow would have at least put 
in the effort after doing all that to bring you back...

Buffy:  Yeah...  (shakes it off)  But...  She was having...  a lot 
of issues, y'know?  And she had a girlfriend...

Anya:  So what?!!  SHE bonded with you...  Y'know, later...

Spike:  You bonded with TARA?!!!

Buffy:  Okay, guys, can we focus here for just a second? 





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