Fic: What Its Like (1/1, NC-17, B/W) for the Passionate Oasis All Hallow's Eve Fest

Know it’s 15 minutes late, but it is STILL Halloween in the rest of the US, just not here. I apologize and throw myself at the mercy of those in charge as to if this counts or not.
Title: What Its Like (1/1)
Author: Electronis
Email: nittanywarrior@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Buffy/Willow, Faith/Dawn, Cordelia/Fred
Spoilers: None really
Feedback: But of course
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to people who are not me
Archive: My site http://www.electroniszappa.com. Anyone else, just let me know where it's going
Summary: Halloween 2003
Note 1: For the Passionate Oasis (groups.yahoo.com/group/PassionateOasis) All Hallow’s Eve fest
Note 2: AU, Andrew died instead of Anya, and at the end of season 4 of Angel, the PTB actually did something decent and revived Cordelia.
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”Hey Cordy, hey Fred, thanks for coming, love the outfits. You make great cheerleaders” Willow greeted the couple.

“Thanks Will.” Cordelia replied. “Gotta say, you and Buffy going as each other is a creative idea. You look great.”

“She’s MINE Cordelia.” Buffy said as she came up behind Willow and put her hands around her waist. “Isn’t that right Buffy?”

“That’s right Willow.” Willow answered.

“Awww.” Cordelia responded as they kissed.

“Ho ho ho, find some mistletoe girls?”

“Xander? You do realize that Christmas is two months away right?”

“It is? Damn it, I thought they were switched this year.” This earned him a glare from his former girlfriend. “Anya and I were just trying to be creative, who would think to dress as Santa Claus for Halloween?”

“Apparently you two. Anyway, I burnt a CD for the party.” Cordy said as she handed the disc to Willow. “I even download some songs from the Josie & The Pussycats soundtrack for Vi.”

“Thanks, I’ll go put it in the changer.” Willow answered. Just then, Faith and Dawn came down the steps

“Hey Dawnie, you make a cute Trill.” Fred complimented.

“I’m Ezri from the mirror universe to be precise.”

“You know, the gay Ezri” Faith added with a wink as she squeezed Dawn’s hand.

“Faith even made sure my spots were right.” Everyone gathered looked to Faith for an explanation.

“They run down her entire body.”

“We talked about you over sharing info Faith.” Buffy admonished the brunette

“Isn’t that a little unnecessary? I mean, who’s going to see them?” Cordy asked

“T’Pol wi…” Faith started before thinking better of answering

“Your CD’s in, it’ll be on in an hour or so.” Willow informed Cordelia.

“That’ll be fine.” the former higher being answered glancing at her watch.
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~an hour or so later~
“So Oz, I hear the Dingoes are getting back together?” Buffy asked the guitarist dressed as Towelie from South Park

“Don’t forget to bring a towel.” he replied in a high pitched voice just as the Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention song ‘You Are What You Is’

“Very funny, but it doesn’t answer my question.” Buffy answered, but with Willow’s voice. “Wait a minute” she said while looking to the person sitting next to her, only to see her own body sitting there.

“Buffy, is that you?” Willow asked, directed at the occupant of her body.

“It is, something’s up.”

“You wanna get high?” Came the high pitched voice again.

“Remember six years ago when Giles’ friend Ethan did that spell to make everyone become their costume? I think that’s what happened here. I mean, I’m you, you’re me. Oz appears to be Towelie.” Willow explained

“Don’t forget to bring a Towel”

“See what I mean?” Willow asked her girlfriend

“You sure you don’t want to get high?”

“NO” Both girls replied in unison.

“Ok, let’s think, is anyone here dressed as anything dangerous?” Willow asked.

“Vi, Rona, and Kennedy are dressed as Josie & The Pussycats, they’ll be ok. Giles is an optimist, so we just have to worry about him being upbeat all the time, that could get scary. Dawn we might have to worry about, Ezri was a bit of a mercenary in that episode from what I understand.” Buffy answered

“I think she’ll be ok, Dawn was always stressing her being a lesbian, so that’ll probably be her dominant trait. Feel bad for, well I guess T’Pol though, Ezri’ll be all over her I bet. We better check on Xander though, remember three years ago when we had Christmas dinner at your place and Anya explained that there WAS a Santa Claus?” Willow asked

“He disembowels children!”

“Don’t forget to bring a towel. When someone’s disemboweled, there’s a lot of blood, so you’ll need a towel to sop it up”

“I think that is one of the worst things I have ever heard anybody say”. Willow responded.

“Sure you don’t want to get a little high?”

“Yes I am sure, you just stay there and don’t move while we go check on Xander.” Willow answered as she and Buffy got up to go in search of Xander Claus

“Ho ho ho ladies, merry Christmas. Let’s see if I have any presents in my bag for you two?”

“So, you’re not going to say, disembowel anyone are you?” Buffy asked

“Heavens no, that would be very, very naughty of me.”

“There you girls are, I knew I would find you. Something odd appears to be going on.” Giles stated as he entered the room

“We’ve become our costumes, I’m Buffy” Buffy explained raising Willow’s indicating she was the one talking “It happened just a few minutes ago…..

“When Cordelia’s CD began playing.” Willow answered

“Yeah, um, sorry, I kinda enchanted the CD so that when it came on, we’d all become our costumes, cause, if you remember, the last time it happened, I wasn’t affected, and I kinda wanted to see what it was like, why I dressed as a cheerleader, cause it’s safe. And plus, what person that likes girls wouldn’t want to see two cheerleaders making out? Don’t worry, it’ll wear off at midnight. The ‘we are our costumes thing’, not me and Fred making out.” Cordelia explained.

“Wait, ‘You Are What You Is’ was the first track on your CD. I remember Jenny telling me before she died how some of her friends were starting to work curses into mp3s”

“Yeah, sorry about that”

“Giles, you can keep an eye on things right?” Buffy asked.

“Of course I can. There’s nothing I can’t do”

“What do you have in mind?” Willow asked. Buffy grabbed Willow’s hand and led her up the stairs to their room.

“Up for a bit of ‘masturbation’?” Buffy asked Willow

“That’s kinky Buffy”

“Exactly” Buffy answered, wasting no time in taking Willow’s shirt off her body and tossing it on the floor, her lacy bra following immediately after. Buffy led Willow to the bed, and disposed of her skirt and panties as quickly as she had her shirt and bra. She then hastily removed her own clothes and pounced on Willow like a mountain lion to its prey. Positioning herself for a 69, she hungrily began tonguing Willow, knowing exactly what would do the trick. In no time at all both girls were moaning in pleasure.

”You’re right Buffy, that was great. Sounds like Dawn and Faith are having fun too”

”I so don’t want to know.”
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Well you are who you are
And that's all right with me
But I am who I am
And that's all I can be

Rough & Ready
Trace Adkins
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Y ddraig goch ddry cychwyn
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
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