OT Where are they now? The Buffy/Angel cast in 20 years time...

["goolecaptain" <goolecaptain@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Where are they now?

It was a gala evening as the stars turned up to entertainment 
industry's tribute to Anthony Stewart Head and the presentation of 
his lifetime achievement award. Amongst the guests was his ex-Buffy 
co-star David Boreanaz, still sporting the perm from his latest TV 
movie, the David Hasselhoff biopic "Knightrider to Baywatch; The 
Glory Years". 
Also amongst the ex-Buffy alumni was Michelle Tractenburg 
accompanied by her wife and Presidential running mate Britney Spears. 
She refused to be drawn on political issues saying that tonight was a 
night to honour her old showbiz pal but America's favourite couple 
are currently ten points ahead of the Scharzenegger/Rice ticket in 
the polls.
Oscar winner Sarah Michelle Gellar sent flowers as she is currently 
sailing the seven seas on a yacht with her children, emotionally 
drained after her divorce from Freddie Prinz Junior following his 
outing as a transexual cross dresser. A bouquet was also received 
from Alysson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof from the free clinic they 
opened in the Democratic Republic of Congo.      
Nicholas Brendon was unable to attend as he is currently in divorce 
court but contributed a copy of his new Country and Western album "If 
I had shot you when I wanted to they `d have let me out by now" 
dedicated to his third wife ex-Playboy Playmate `Velocity'.
Kristine Sutherland is locked in negotiations with the city council 
in her position as Mayoress of New York, opposing plans to rename the 
island of Manhattan `Sexandthe City'.
Amber Benson is currently filming a new season of Crime Scene 
Investigation; Arkansas.
Eliza Dushku is currently fighting for her job as head of the 
National Organisation of Women following posing for Playboy earlier 
this month. 
Amy Acker now owns a Llama farm in Greenland.
J August Richards is starring in the hit reality TV show "Celebrity 
Bomb Disposal Expert"  
Emma Caulfield will not be eligible for parole for another nine 
years. 
Charisma Carpenter sent greetings by way of time delay digital 
message from her orbiting space station. 
Andy Hallet is currently US Ambassador to Iraq and recently performed 
to vast cheering crowds in Bagdhad's George Bush Jr memorial stadium 
on the 20th anniversary of the liberation of the country. 
Seth Green issued a press statement from his volcanic island 
hideaway stating "The details of Anthony Stewart Head's life are 
quite irrelevant to me!"
Friar James Masters was unavailable for comment as he has taken a 
vow of silence. 
Clare Kramer is currently starring in "Charmed; the next generation" 
where she plays Alyssa Milano's plastic surgeon. 
Vincent Korth&.Korthis& the guy who played Angel's son is now the 
head of Coca-Cola.
Marc Blucas is currently playing Bert the Chimney Sweep in the 
revival of Mary Poppins on Broadway. Mark Lutz now heads the Canadian 
Olympic committee
Juliet Landau is currently working for the CIA and her whereabouts 
and current appearance are both unknown. Julie Benz is writing her 
autobiography `Oh my god, they keep on killing Darla!'
Stephanie Romanov has now been restored a Queen of Russia. Christian 
Kane is still sought by police in relation to his role in the 
assassination of Liam Neeson. Mercedes McNab has successfully 
completed her first term of residency as an Emergency Room surgeon.
And Joss Wheldon? Currently working on his next project; Gilligan's 
Island-The Return.             









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