OT: The Emergency List Reaction System

[Mad Hamlet <Mad-Hamlet@xxxxxxx>]

Greetings,

This is a test of the Emergency List Reaction System.

This is only a test.


Grroobfondle, dwarp, fward...

Teetlerindle, tortwaddle galorph.

Rendershregrish, frendergrendish, Pat Roberton!!!

Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet;

But the fruit of the poor lemon HAS BEEN RAVISHED BY A MONSTER STRAP-ON!!

WWWWWWAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

TOM: Oh look, the mating cry of a bull walrus.

JOEL: And how would you know about that little buddy?

CROW: The Nature Channel Joel. Sheesh, it's about the only good thing left
these days.

I'm Henry the Eighth I am.

I'm Henry the Eighth I am.

I'm Henry the Eighth- Hold that. Rewind. 

Thank you.

Congress votes today on new bill declaring imagination illigal.

Nawooze C. Tightass, (ZZ-T, G) put forth the bill citing "Imagination has the
possibility of going horribly wrong. Our children should be protected. If this
bill passes I'm going to then put foward 'The Modern ChildHood Quality and
Saftey Act' where parents are encouraged to keep their children in small boxes
on the mantle."

C. Tightass' measures are seen by many as 'The Next Logical Step in Social 
Evol...er...we mean Intelligent Design.'


This has been a test of the Emergency List Reaction System.

Had this been an actual Emergency no one would be around to wonder what the
fuck I am smoking followed by a calm, cool voice declaring: It's dead, Jim.

I remain, as always,
Mad-Hamlet




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