RE: [buffyloveswillow] Release of ERT Zeta Teams

["Shadowlander" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

It has come to my attention that possible members of the Petty Thug
Squads Alpha and Delta may have targeted members of the list community
for their respective beliefs. While I am sure that the President of the
GCBS and IBGSM would not condone such activity and would be shocked to
learn of possible threats against ordinary list members. I repeat that
we are not barbarians or tyrants, for that matter, in the list gutter.
The two organizations in question have always conducted themselves
within list gutter laws and regulations. Never once has either group
posted material for general view that may be considered "inhuman and/or
down right evil" - such as Willow and Poodle-boy living in a remote
cabin with Buffy and Huckleberry {also known as the commando boy known
as Riley Finn} both couples engaged in mass reproduction to carry on the
genetic structure of huckleberry and poodle-boy. As distasteful as the
image is, the general populace of the list has not been exposed to it.

Until there is concrete proof of such immoral and down right sick
posting to the general populace, forever emotionally scarring innocent
minds and weak hearts, I can't condone any action that would censor or
violate either groups civil and list rights. To do otherwise would only
lead to civil unrest in the list gutter. Again I am sure that reported
rumours to the Petty Thug Squads being sent to wipe out members of the
list without trial or just cause is simply that a rumour.

Shadow --
Director of Public Safety of the Senior Executive Committee on List
Gutter Affairs and vampire teddy bear; Official Dungeon Keeper and Big
Bad.

-----Original Message-----
From: The Fool [mailto:honouredfool@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2000 8:37 AM
To: buffyloveswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re:[buffyloveswillow] Release of ERT Zeta Teams

On Tue, 22 Aug 2000 23:47:29 -0400 Bill LaBarbera
<asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> To: Director of Public Safety
> Subject: Authorization for release of ERT Zeta 39 & 24
Not having the same, how shall I put it, moral compunctions as the
Director; I, as president of the GCBS, IBGSM and member in good standing
of the "Legitimate" Businesspersons association, am willing to realease
to you Petty Thug Squads Alpha and Delta until you have eliminated the
fungus demon and those pesky pet lovers. As long as you promise not to
tell the Security Chief or the Director because the last thing I want is
to be wet noodled for my crimes.
Because after all, I may need a good attack lawyer one day.


> Bill
> Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs.
>
> "Oh, look," I said looking at the ground before tilting my head up to
regard
> him. "There's a spider. Shouldn't you be running away screaming like a
> little girl?" - Buffy talking about Wesley - "Walking After Midnight"
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President-elect GCBS and IBGSM.
Legitimate Businessman.



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