To: All department Heads and anyone concerned.
CC: The Vampire Fruit Bat
UCGDST local #805
From: Sammy T. Koala
Subject: Liquor Cabinet Policies
It is the belief of myself and the other denizens of the forest that all liquor cabinet should be open for easy access. As for jungle juice I don't know about the rest of you but the jungle juice that I am familiar with to involves a wonderful substance know as Soju, this can be a very religious experience and can involve hallucinations if consumed in the proper quantities.
I know that I will be more than happy to be on inspection committee and am fairly certain that a certain badger would aid in the under taking, that is if I can pull him away from the brunette rabbit for a few minutes, though I am told that she might want to help in the inspection also. As for the music devices I totally agree.
Break out the Aquabats and Reel Big Fish, the party is on.
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Sammy Koala
--Earth, the insane asylum of the universe.