To: Undercover Scooter-Trash local #805 a.k.a.: Trouble making Badger
CC: Director Of Public Safety SECLGA a.k.a.: Vampire Fruit Bat
From: An informed source
Subject: Do not lock the liquor cabinets
Recently everyone was asked to either lock the liquor cabinet or the dorm your. I assure you that is not required, in fact you are encouraged to leave them unlocked especially if you have eucalyptus-jack or jungle juice. BTW there are unconfirmed reports that the Vampire Fruit Bat needs to restock the jungle juice.
Sammy the Koala