FF:"Diary of a Young Woman in Love."

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Title-"Diary of a Young Woman in Love."
Author-Radom2000
Rating-R for language.
Spoilers-Anything is fair game.
Summary-Just read it.
Distribution-Be my guest.
Feedback-Love it, probably wont get it. Flames are fun!
Author's Notes-"Fuck art, let's dance!"


"Diary of a Young Woman in Love."
By
Radom2000


September 19, 2000

Dear Diary,

Tonight was wonderful. Alex and I went out to dinner and then went to
a club. I gotta tell you being a star has it's perks. No waiting in
line, no cover and best of all...FREE DRINKS! WOO HOO!!!

Alex and I drank and danced most of the night. He wouldn't let me
smoke any (says I taste like an ash tray). But really I only need to
on the set. After a day with the director and Joss and "Little Miss
Perfect" Geller herself I NEED a cigarette! And so does Bunny...I mean
Sarah. <smirk>

I have to tell you Diary, it's funny as hell how Amber and I spend
the whole day on the set playing "Young Lesbians in Love". Nicholas
loves it, he COMES <hehehe> over whenever we shoot. And I think Sarah
is really getting into it. She's always asking me and Amber about how
we "get in the mood". Jeez, like I want to walk that side of the
street. I mean Amber's cute and all but there's just no attraction.
We're just actresses (I really hate how they've started to call women
actors) playing parts. It's not like I'm playing opposite, say...Drew
Barrymore. Hmmmm, now she's a cute bundle of fluff. I wouldn't be
saying "Bored now!" anytime soon if I was with her.

And as far as "getting in the mood". Sarah seemed to be doing just
fine in "Cruel Intentions" or as we called it on the set "I Know WHO
You Did Last Summer." You call me a BITCH like that's something bad.

Anywho, during a break Amber and I were surfing the Web when we came
.... no not that type of ... Oh never mind. We found some web sites
for Fan Fiction and got to looking around .

Wow! I never realized there were so may people obsessed with me being
a Dyke. Don't they realize Will isn't a Dyke, she's Bi. Joss and I
both agree, When they kill off Tara this season, Will's next lover
could be a guy or a girl. He's not saying.

The girl is definitely AC/DC and loving it! Joss even told me if he
thought he could get it past the censors he would have Will in bed
with Buffy and Xander. Or Anya and Xander if he couldn't get his first
choice. Who knows, maybe we'll save it for the Buffy movie they've got
planned for next summer.

The straight stuff is pretty cool, me and James, me and Nick, me and
Seth...as if! That boy has had problems since we first worked together
on "My Stepmother is an Alien." Back then he was trying to feel me up
all the time.

The me and David stuff is ok, but he spent all his time off camera in
Sarah's trailer "Practicing his lines". <snort> And me and Anthony
.... well let's just say some of these people are psychic. <wink>

But this SLASH stuff. well what can I say, there are some pretty sick
FUCK's out there. (Wouldn't they just shit if they heard sweet little
Willow say all these bad old words?)

The stuff with me and Amber is ok and so is the stuff with Rat Girl
(everyone calls her that) or Charisma or even Emma. And usually the
stuff with Sarah is fine but there are some really twisted writers
out there. For some reason if Buffy and I hook up we end up getting
into Bondage or S and M. Either that or neither of us can get off
unless we're shoving stuff up our asses or being beaten with clubs.

Like I said pretty weird shit.

And what's this me and Faith hooking up???? Eliza is a nice person
for a kid. And these people would just die if they found out she
listens to Hanson <gag> and Celion Dion <triple gag>. Or that she
collects Barbies and Furbies. See why she has no problem playing a
psycho. Or best of all.... she a virgin!

But talk about illogic. Faith has 1.)Killed the Assistant Mayor,
2.)Killed a Geology professor, 3.)Tried to kill Angel, 4.)Tortured
Alex, 5.)Tried to kill Nicholas, 6.)Threatened to torture and then
kill Sarah, 7.)Threatened to torture and kill Joyce and worst of all
8.)She was going to kill me! And people think I want to do the dance
of love with her.......Oh give me a break. I mean I know they call
this fantasy but come on!

Like Willow would let that crazed psycho munch her muff, much less
fist her.

Anyway I'll stick with my man, he makes me happy just fine!!! Those
lips, those hands, those fingers, those......other parts. <wink> Who
needs girls? Well, except for maybe Drew.

Well I have to close, got an early call in the morning. Got to get
some more filming of "Young Lesbians in Love" done before Amber gets
killed off in the showdown with Dracula.... I mean "Daddy".

One other thing, Michelle is turning into a regular slut (following
in big sisters footsteps). She was wandering around the set in a
halter and Came...(probably!) up to Nicholas and started to rub her
chest up against his. <snort> Did he ever look uncomfortable.

Gotta go, Alex is getting impatient! <wink>

Love,

Aly.

xxxoooxxx
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