Bear Traps, Pit Traps and Tree Traps in the Woods Outback

["Bill LaBarbera" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Gus the Grizzly

CC: Shadow; Director of Public Safety, Quindo Ma; Chief of Security
for the SECLGA

Subject: Bear Traps, Pit Traps and Tree Traps


Gus, Shadow has let me know that you were somewhat concerned having
seen several bear traps and large, spiked pit-traps in the Woods
Outback and that these might be for trapping you. Let me assure you
that my son Matthew and I are only building these traps as defense
against Poodle-Boy and the W/O TF Society. I will however provide you
with a map of all traps in the Woods Outback to ease your mind and
keep you from accidentally landing in one.

The Poodle-Boy and members of the W/O TF Society were recently seen
skulking in the Woods Outback and scared my baby son Matthew, and so
I took strong measures to keep them away. If you hear any yelling
from any of the pit traps or see any strangers hanging in the air,
leave them alone and report it to our Chief of Security for the
SECLGA, Quindo Ma, as soon as possible. This way these interlopers
can be removed from the Woods Outback and kept away from us.

I have not mentioned the B/R CWJGA Society since they have shown
themselves to be relatively harmless as recent events have shown.
(See last weeks Buffy episode for further information.)

Shadow, I have sent you a map of all the traps so you can give copies
to any of the members of the Woods Outback who I have missed.. I have
sent copies of trap map to Sammy the Koala, Buffy the Bunny slayer,
Wilow the Red fox and her cousin Shy fox, Alex the Badger & Faith.
But I have not seen Kimber the RoadRunner or Tater recently. If you
see either of them please contact me so I can let them know about the
traps.


Bill
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs.
Resident Gopher of the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback