Re: [buffyloveswillow] RE: [MerwolfPack] List Gutter Affairs Safety Report

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> > > And no... the Koala and Badger cannot volunteer to be honorary
?bodyguards? for the two while they are in the Woods Outback.  Xena
HAS a sword and chakram and will kill both of you and possibly eat
you.<<<  

Shadow, darlin'!

Now what in the world would make ya' think that a fun lovin' badger like
myself, would be even considerin' molestin' a fine lookin' naked young
lady like Gabrielle? 

I merely wished ta offer the poor child a small drop o' the Jungle
Juice, strictly for medicinal purpose mind ya'. 

I'm not sure whether ta be insulted or hurt at your heinous and
untruthful accusations.

However, if the fine young lady needed warmin' up, I think it would be
my duty as a part time trouble makin' badger and a semi-retired
scooter-tramp to oblige the poor dear.

I'm sure there's worse fates than bein' eaten by tall dark and gorgeous,
I imagine I'd die smilin' and that ain't bad, as my old Da used to say.

Later
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot, 
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash, 
part time trouble making badger,
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
and holy spook)
.............................
Don't sweat the petty things --- Pet the sweaty things.
~A~
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{Proud Member}... BtVS Writers Guild....because Fiction makes anything
possible.