Re:Hrumph.3

[Myself03 <myself03@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Hey,


> Don't you sneer when you say her name!! That's, that's. . .really mean and I
> don't like it.

HER you defend humm...Yeah...it's good to know that i'm *snif, snif* not
*bwaaaaaaaaa, bwaaaaaa* that ...that i'm not the ...the one you really love.....

> What's a listmum to do? Pine away for you for hours and hours
> on end? Sit in the recliner watching the door, hoping that you'll walk right
> through it at any moment?

YES.... So, that's what you do....

> No. . .these aren't the fifties you know. . it's
> the year 2000. Time waits for no man, or woman for that matter.

So, that's how you're going to act hummm....what if I were in a war...what if i
had amnesia and couldn't find the way home....And you say you love
me.....God....God what have i done to you.....Why did you make me fall in love
with someone that doesn't even crae for me.....WHY >>>WHY
GOD..............WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....................PLEASE FREE ME FROM THIS
LIFE.........PLEASE MAKE HER AT LEAST CARE.......PLEA...........*notices the way
some peple are looking at him....and stries to stop crying , the pain is too big
but he tries to control himself....Ït's a play..
I'm practicng for a play about a guy that has these problems with love..*starts
sniffing again* Or the ..or the lack of it.........*starts crying again...very
loud*OH GOD.........)

> So I've been
> taking full advantage of the South Gutter's fresh water stream and doing the
> back stroke with my better half. And I do *so* love stroking her. . um. .
> back. <what? I said back. . .get your mind out of the gutter people.
> Especially when there are naked shellfish present.>

You know, one of these days the water will be too hot and something might end up
happening with the two of you...Hummm, lobster is one of my favorite dishes you
know ( feral grin) ..You know, i heard that really bad things happen when one's
supposed wife starts telling him about her intimate encounters with her
lover....And in front of the children ..What kind of mother are you.......And i'm
also very disappointed with the kids....if you're taking YOUR MISTRESS to the
gutter then at least some of the kids know....they're soooo gonna be punnished...

> Hey pal. . .I'm turist number 2 for a very good reason. My puter crashed and
> I lost everything. And I mean everything. ::sob:: So that's why I haven't
> been around lately so, nyeah! <sticks out tongue in the general direction of
> Brazil>

So it's pal now....( see how i pay attention to the small things...) ...oh, how
nice were the days when you used to call me lover, sweetie, master, snuggle
bunny....*starts tearing up again*
Anyway...sorry about the puter....being there , done that... quite a few times
this year to tell the true....in the end i learned to keep big files in cds....But
still , no excuse....And yeah , ithink it's an excuse , i bet you were off doing
some nasty thing with someone nasty ( see where we are now...i can't even trust
you....)
As for the tongue....You know, i just saw Uam Thurman sticking her finger ina
turtle's a**, i'm getting used : )

> Cheating? Pishaw. . .you my dear are the one who's doing all the cheating.
> I'm merely schmoosing with the listkids and having a little R&R with Shy
> (wink, wink). You're the one who ran off and got engaged. . .. AND is
> flirting with every newbie you can get your grubby little paws on.

I heard the tone in your voice when you said dear...stop being sarcastic....
Yo....that's incest....pevert....so, i take it your lover isn't good enough for
you hummm....As for Shy , leave her alone, do you hear me.....i said that or we
share or neither gets nothing.....Hump, next time you'll be telling me you
corrupted inocent little Pat , now i'm gonna have to watch Shadow AND you......And
you know quite well that the engagement was only a set up....i didn't want them to
know that i was in love with you...but you know....maybe i'll just go and try to
make something out of it....See how you feel....As for the newbies....i'm only
trying to make them comfortable.....You dirty mind....

> > Right now i'm here listening to Baby did a Bad BAd thing from Chris Isaak
> > and thinking about you... See if you can take the hint : )
> >
> > Oh, and I have something for You and your little Lisa ( and maybe Shadow,
> > just for the sake of it....) .Scroll down a little bit....
>
> Now that was just plain mean. ::whimper:: take it back. . .

Okay, but just because i love you....because i still love you....
I'm dumb that way....

> ~~Kimber
>
> "Lisa's Personal-Pit Pet" *eg*
> a.k.a. The Light Lobster
> Tourist number 2

Rod